David

hello there // go 'stros // go texans // go stars // go whoever is on my fantasy sports team // shsu alum

[David @dav_ray71]

I had to watch my Houston Astros scratch and claw their way back to above .500 and 1st place in the AL West with naught but hope and determination meanwhile the Dodgers are mobilizing the entire American Military Industrial Complex just to keep a 10 game lead over their division

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

mom srsly not right now

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Saints WR Brock Rechsteiner, the son of WWE Hall Of Famer Scott Steiner, has been suspended 6 games by the NFL.

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

“Only a sick person would be excited to watch an NFL preseason game full of backups”

Me:

[Beardo Benjo @BeardoBenjoYT]

Watch this. I guarantee you'll go "oh that's cool" at first and then very quickly you'll be going "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK"

[MythHalo @XBOXMythHalo]

My XBOX storage after "Call of duty uninstalled"

[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

How I’m mentally approaching the Panthers-Cardinals Hall of Fame preseason game tonight

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Carson Beck plays football tonight

Here’s the last pass Carson Beck attempted for anyone that missed it

[Stefan 🐯 @TkachukFanAcc]

Why can’t he just be a normal fucking sports insider and shut the fuck up instead of blowing the dodgers

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

This shit is way funnier than it intended to be

[David @dav_ray71]

@SalSports He's been on 8 teams in 7 years good luck 😂

[David @dav_ray71]

@4JoshReed @SalSports He's been on 8 teams in his 7 year career. I have a feeling the Bills are going to find out why very quickly

[big ounce @_bigounce]

Give it up bro. You single-handedly lost us a game early in the season and wanted to live in the box instead of go and cover.

[semaJ @semaJ7272]

Netflix premiere for a fucking video game trailer

[A24 @A24]

You see how this looks, right? Lance Oppenheim's PRIMETIME produced by and starring Robert Pattinson as famed To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen, inspired by true events. Have a seat September 25.

[nina @xxxrept]

THE VOICE. THE DELIVERY. He’s coming for that oscar

[Kyle Walter @kylerulez]

Not a single member of the rotation was developed by LA

Most of the lineup also not developed.

[Bytes @BytesVevo]

I gotta suck some boobs or kill myself or get a new job or something

[tom glynn-carney thinker💭 @tomgcthinker]

‘line… f*cking line’😭