David Castle

I write software @Kobalt. Valiantly attempting to remain fit, politically active and musically informed. #Rugby nerd.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

That’s one of the most aesthetically pleasing headers you’ll see for many a year.

[Rhianna Pratchett 🧙🏻‍♀️ @rhipratchett]

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

Massive away win for the little fella.

[David Castle @dave91087]

👏

[Absolute Radio @absoluteradio]

Today marks the 59th anniversary of the release of 'Help!' by The Beatles, and thus we thought we'd share a little bit of how that song is part of Absolute Radio history... 🧵

In radio, *sometimes* things go wrong (Gasp! No, surely not!)...

[IOC MEDIA @iocmedia]

Joint Paris 2024 Boxing Unit/IOC Statement

https://t.co/CMmny0hGeb

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

Senior Tory Jacob Rees Mogg has been defeated by Labour in his North East Somerset seat.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

What’s Fuck Off Mogg in Latin?

[Tom Fordyce @tomfordyce]

That one sprint on its own - its tactics, instant decisions, bike handling and timing of max speed - explains everything about how Mark Cavendish has won more Tour stages than anyone else in history

[David Castle @dave91087]

Not bad for an old bloke who's past it.

Hope for us all #TdF2024

[ITV Cycling @itvcycling]

HE'S DONE IT!!!!

MARK CAVENDISH TAKES A RECORD BREAKING 35TH TOUR DE FRANCE STAGE VICTORY 🇮🇲🚀

#TDF2024

[British Cycling @BritishCycling]

THIRTY FIVE! 🚀

Sir Mark Cavendish. Cycling's greatest ever sprinter.

#TDF2024

[harry @_hxrrybxtt]

i dunno i beg to differ

[David Castle @dave91087]

@markjack0 @DrStrangetwit Everybody fights, nobody quits.

[katie @katefeetie]

put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

Quite something when former PM Boris Johnson - who introduced voter ID requirement - is turned away from his polling station after forgetting to bring his 🤦. @SkyNews

[Dave. Just Dave. @davidwhittam]

How does he think it feels to live here? I don't even dare wear clothes in case I get mugged. I just wander round nude with my Oyster card jammed up my arse.