Dave

a gay AIDS retard

[Dave @dave93313]

eastern european dudes have sex with onions and put garlic up their butt

[Dave @dave93313]

white woman fired for wearing cornrows to Burning Man type beat

[Katie Herzog @kittypurrzog]

Dude fired for teenaged tweets, white women fired for wearing cornrows to Burning Man, gay bar getting canceled for skeleton costume that looked like blackface. We are so back.
https://t.co/TumsZLRXMA

[Dave @dave93313]

sneaking up behind every guy in the voting booth and feeling their little titties from behind and going "ohh yeah baby DOUBLE Ds!"

[Dave @dave93313]

ate a bunch of tumeric and now my poop looks yellow like the minions #Toilet #ToiletBowl #ToiletBowlOfMinons

[Dave @dave93313]

#OnSight #TargetPractice #HuntingLicense #CheapMeat

[Dave @dave93313]

dating a big fat lady would be kinda cool. if she made you mad you could slap her with her own saggy jugs. "stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself..." etc

[Dave @dave93313]

I think net in yahoo is a super chill guy prolly deep down. he just likes killing dudes, no cap

[Dave @dave93313]

Q for guys who love pussy porno: are you tryina look straight at the pussy? or is it more like, things that happen TO it?

[Dave @dave93313]

ford or chevy: are you openly gay (option 1)? or still in the closet (2)?

[Dave @dave93313]

tldr: german dumbass uses computer to type something

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

That’s it I’m moving to Alabama!

Our first evening here at the Oktoberfest in Cullman was legendary. We met so many cool locals and when the Fest closed at 11pm we started our own table in the now empty festival grounds. We started as four people and everyone who wandered by throughout the night joined us. By the end we were a huge group sitting there until 2am. Everyone here is just so open and welcoming. I love it!!!

[Dave @dave93313]

white people with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome are just asians

[Dave @dave93313]

*interviewer voice* and what is exactly is the science of being a retarded homo in 2026?

[Dave @dave93313]

need to write a romance novel so stupid and freaky that morons everywhere can nut along with

[Dave @dave93313]

I always wonder who is the most blocked account on here. And how can I sexually harass them via dm

[Dave @dave93313]

the message is actually, "women are retards"

[Dave @dave93313]

me to my dick every morning

[Dave @dave93313]

two homos 🤝

[Heshie Brody @heshie]

just met this guy in the coffee line at a Park Slope cafe, told him I love his style

he’s said he tries to dress as real men would when the world had class

legend

[Dave @dave93313]

getting excited about eating at Subway. getting excited that I smell like piss and am a moron

[Dave @dave93313]

pretending to be a black guy over the phone so the sales lady can yell at me and I get chubbed up