dave

I dunno dude

[Anthony Bowens @Bowens_Official]

If ya told me years ago, I’d have an arena chanting HE’S GAY at me in the most POSITIVE of ways, I’d say you’re crazy.

It’s pretty cool to see how far we’ve come. Still more work to do. Happy Pride #AEWRampage

[dave @daveX64]

I've returned to Twitter for one post -
The Northernlion edit of the BURY ME BURY me clip is the best content I've ever seen unironically

[dave @daveX64]

I thought I was in my freak bitch era, but I think I'm just getting an anxiety disorder

[dave @daveX64]

Got coffee all over my brand new @carolineplz shirt that I bought last night because Starbucks is an evil organization. This coffee isn't even good I'm going to turn into The Joker

[dave @daveX64]

@Starbucks why in God's name would you make the hole in your shitty little ice coffee lids smaller than the straw you also provide? Is it specifically so when I go to put it in with one hand I knock it over and spill coffee all over my brand new shirt? Shit ass company.

[dave @daveX64]

I drove 6 hours to see @carolineplz. Very good show

[dave @daveX64]

All zoomers either dress like characters from Home Improvement or Cyberpunk NPCs, there is no inbetween

[dave @daveX64]

As a certified Cane-iac, if Raising Cain wins the derby I'll send one underprivileged kid to college

[dave @daveX64]

Pedro Pascal holds too much power over my wife.

[dave @daveX64]

I have an internal list of the funniest people I can think of. The list right now is as follows:
*Slime from The Yard
*PayMoneyWubby
*My Friend JP
*Me
*The guy that made the Shaggy and Fred smoking weed cartoon.
*ExtraEmily

[dave @daveX64]

fighting for my life trying to get out of iron

[Wine About It @Wineaboutit69]

We’re back.

[dave @daveX64]

The Last of Us is the best show since Breaking Bad ong

[dave @daveX64]

@martsharter No matter how bad things get, I will never be this mentally ill.

[dave @daveX64]

I got @carolineplz tickets for May in Nashville, a new job, and my birthday is coming up.
Honesty I'm a God.

[dave @daveX64]

@tessa_vt Jerma is the greatest streamer alive and uses an iPhone 3G for a camera.

[dave @daveX64]

Man literally watched deepfake porn of his coworkers on his work computer. Aside from being disgusting and weird, it's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

[dave @daveX64]

@TheCloutGoblin7 @brookeab @qtcinderella @ZPapz_ Use your tendy money to buy rope.

[dave @daveX64]

Coming on Twitter to say Atrioc fucked up so bad and I feel gross

[dave @daveX64]

Sega Bodega makes music that sounds like how you feel when you're buried thirty people deep at the shrek rave sweating balls on molly.