Dave Conley

Father. Husband. Son. Brother. The greatest jobs I will ever hold. I seek to serve everyone I encounter with the same intentions I would my own family.

[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

Can we get rid of Christian Parker yet?
@timeforjeffrey

[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

@walmarthelp You literally weren't able to contribute anything. I'm incredibly disappointed in the lack of service.

[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

So incredibly bummed... I pre-ordered @brantleygilbert new album Sins of the Father from @Walmart only to wait 3 weeks to get a notice that my order is cancelled because they are out of stock. Why do I waste time pre-ordering

[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

@walmarthelp DM sent.

[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

@sean_ob_33 @bturner23 @tkelce You the real MVP

[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

Really @sonicdrivein this is how you sauce wings... I'm completely done with you... This is my break up text.

[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

@jtuck151 Why you gotta play with emotions like that

[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

@BigBobbyJohnson @Wendys @McDonalds @BurgerKing Hey BK nuggets are better than no nuggets

[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

All I wanted was some chicken nuggets... Went to @Wendys and spent 15 minutes in the drive thru without moving, gave up went to @McDonalds only to be talked down to before even getting to order. @BurgerKing please come to catoosa, ok.

[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

@SaintEB @NFLPA @nick_underhill At this point they should. Also they might want to pay the players that are missing out on half a mil

[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

@NFLPA we get it. You're united. Good job you cost the players you represent millions collectively all to recreate the injury chaos we had last year. You'll end careers, short players money all to make a statement that you can't outwit nfl owners in the cba... Good job

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

Not sure our Founding Fathers ever envisioned a six-four, bald, tattooed, half-Black, half-Samoan, tequila drinking, pick up truck driving, fanny pack wearing guy joining their club - but if it ever happens it’d be my honor to serve the people 🙏🏾💪🏾🇺🇸
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[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

@Wendys spicy nuggs with creamy sriracha sauce comes in clutch! #lunchofchampions

[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

@rjchoppy The puns this morning had me rolling!

[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

@jlippold24 Well this brings a lot of questions

[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

@ufc Maybe don't screw up by putting it with @espnmma to fuck everything up

[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

@ScooterMagruder Who knows @espnmma fucked up and can't show the damn fight

[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

@espnmma Hey @espnmma how bout you get your shit straight and fix your app

[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

@DemBoyz_News @DeMarcusWare Darren woodson. Hands down

[Dave Conley @dave_a_conley]

@ScooterMagruder Bye Church's