Dave Morris

Computer juggler, property magnate, Paul Weller superfan and adopted Geordie fanatic... My views are my wifes...

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We've signed Lewis Halls brother, Woolsington for £190m!! Great business! Team coming together nicely...

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@M10J4 Doo do do da do..

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@Aryaseen5911 Possibly the most contrived stat ever

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@BestOfUKComedy Broccoli

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@LiverpoolLnd Judging by that speeded up video, Benny Hill?

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@AbuZeenah_ Sterling

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@GeordieKermit9 Incorrect. I think you'll find its John and Harvey Barnes..

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@BetMGMUK Nicholas Jackson

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@BetMGMUK #nufc

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@BetMGMUK #NUFC

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@DeadlineDayLive Get PIF to buy a 3rd division Libyan team for £150m, then get them to offer £145m and for Newcastle to accept 😂

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If Isak wants to leave because of our lack of ambition, let’s be fair, he’s right.

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@NUFCgallowgate @GraemeBailey We all know that we will get to the end of the window with nothing and re-sign Callum Wilson ina 1 year deal ffs

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@TheBarmyArmy Ginger

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@GianfrancoShoIa Define pacify.. Shefki Kuqi?

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@NE5westend 2007 to 2009 was feckin dreadful!

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@TheBarmyArmy Just some ideas.
1. Batsmen cannot wander down the pitch after each delivery to fist-pump/garden
2. Bowlers cannot challenge the state of the ball until the end of an over
3. Both umpires carry a spare ball of similar age for the session and a new ball when due in a session

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@martynziegler Christ, when UEFA become the bastians of morality. Which gutter does that leave the Premier League in?

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First stage of the trilogy complete. Well done Spurs, now come on Sheff U and Newcastle!

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@Stevietoon76 This is great. Universally everyone likes it so you can guarantee it will be discarded for something that upsets the fan base and divides opinion