DammitDave

My wife is smarter than me

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@mossgrowth1975 @TheStateNews @6abc

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@KariLake God doesn't care about elections

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@DC_Draino Ah yes, dropping off boxes.....what a crime..... 🤦‍♂️

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@catturd2 Spoken like someone who doesn't actually have kids.

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@catturd2 Yes, burn your city down over a small increase in the retirement age before you can collect your state paid for pension.

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@DC_Draino Burning your own property vs vandalism? It's not complicated.

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@RepMTG Literally the exact opposite of this

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@RonnyJacksonTX That's the thing about free speech, you have to deal with the stuff you don't like.

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@Jim_Jordan We can shoot satellites out of orbit, I think we can handle a balloon. Calm down Jimmy.

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@LeighWolf Even AI can't polish that orange turd.

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@TheCryptoLark Lol and what backs crypto?

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@HalfwayPost Was he yelling at people on the phone or the food at the buffet?

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@RepMTG @SpeakerMcCarthy @HouseGOP Practicing your perp walk? Good idea.

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@ksorbs Man how did you go from TV star to trolling on Twitter? Sad!

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@RepMTG You're such an idiot

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@elonmusk Yeah Republicans banning books and all

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@ksorbs Is it hard being completely irrelevant? To know that most people that view you on Twitter as a train wreck or crash during a nascar race? It's not fandom, it's morbid curiosity.

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@ksorbs How many kids have you adopted?

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#CancelTheNFL

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What we need to cancel is the NFL. A player essentially dies on the field and they try to keep the game going. I don't know if I'll ever watch another game again, the players deserve better.