Dave Farnes

cricket umpire and proud father of 2 young men

[Dave Farnes @dave_farnes]

@WCTCC What's threads!?

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@mch2ly @MartinSLewis Im afraid not, fensa is a building reg compliance company not a guarantee provider

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@nsandi your system is still not working, not receiving OTP code! Any update please?

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@BBCNews Not my queen!

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@WSHighways this is about as half arsed as you can get! Theres about 5 big potholes and your guys half fill 1 !! This is unacceptable! what do you think of this @brightonsnapper

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@BBCNews Should also be 5% tax rated as an energy saving product same as insulation etc that would make it considerably cheaper but it isn't because the Gov makes too much money out of the industry!!

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@WCTCC @TorquayCC Not posted since 2013 so not expecting too many updates on how there doing put there!😁

[Dave Farnes @dave_farnes]

Wow @JasonManford what an amazing show tonight! You and the whole cast were fantastic but special mention to the puppeteer (and toto) only saw the dog after about 10 mins tbh and the good witch, wow what a voice.

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@F1 😴

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@F1 Boring!

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@SkySportsNews Reverse the tackle and Sasa gets sent off for dangerous foul play eveytime

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@BBCSport Just give him the golden boot now!

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@WCTCC There's a dls calculator on play cricket to make it easy and transparent wasn't this used?

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@Richard_KVCC @WCTCC Thankyou Richard it was nice to see you again today and congratulations on your new born.

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@scbadger 113 extras in a prem game! 🤯

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@IKEAUK please explain how I've been waiting for a collection for over half an hour when someone went to the warehouse to check the stock was there? And i was the first person on the store at 9am so god know how long people have to wait later!!

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@brightonsnapper Sat nav said turn left!

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@brightonsnapper The down side to striking for more money!

[Dave Farnes @dave_farnes]

@PlumptonCricket The Chiltingtons attack of Brighton is going to have to wait as they have called our 3's game (West Chiltington & Thakeham) so assuming you'll get a call soon if you haven't yet! Good luck this season guys #gochilts

[Nottingham Forest @NFFC]

HUGE. WIN.