@WolfVanHalen@usweekly Fuck any piece of paper and any piece of social digital data from anyone. All that matters are people that don't type bullshit. <-- this is not bullshit. Your dad was one of my idols as a young lad. He will be missed.
75 pounds lost. The amount of additional weight I carried for the past several years. And now I have to carry these to lose the last 15. So much easier to carry additional weight when it is built-in. #FatBastard… https://t.co/XHdcXu6Edd
By Way Of Comparison, I have lost, in pounds, the average weight of an elephant penis (testicles not included). While we all know this male mammal has a history of inflating their self-girth, it is remarkable to… https://t.co/1rylvaae4U
Left the Isle of Obese and entering the Overweight Peninsula. Clearly the bastards that created the scale of weight chart are all skinny sons of bitches. #behaviourmodification @ Irondequoit, New York https://t.co/dy3evZO2jW
Best Bday gift of 2019. No more trying to drown cheerios while peeing. It is 2019. We now pee in colors. #technologicaladvencements#peeingisfun https://t.co/iPeadCafwR
What does an old man taking his very first ever selfie look like? Yes, I tucked in a T-Shirt. I am on the verge of going from Obese to Overweight. It is a very exciting time… https://t.co/ReVrRnCmhF