Dave Matkovic

Will your name hold weight when the curtains close?

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

'The @NZBreakers look like pecans' - @popsy444

'by pecans do you mean toucans and by toucans do you mean flamingos?'

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

I didn’t get “blacklisted” from Hollywood, I left because they’re all pedos.

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

@popsy444 Jesu cristo

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

"this is the worst part..."
"what's that?"
"the end of eating"

@popsy444

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

This aged beautifully

[Jack McVeigh @theJackMcVeigh]

No Aussie kid should feel stupid when they say their dream is to make the NBA any more, #anythingispossible

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

The way Joe Ingles just handballed the basketball to the ref is peak Aussie sports dad.

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

RIP big day out

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

Another one, this time WITH troggers 🍐

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

Nashi pears go so fuckin hard they're like a food and a drink all at once

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

'why can't they do jump scares where the thing that scares you is a pleasant thing??' - haydos

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

2024 nashi season begins, this one brought to you by troggers tyvm.

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

Nashi pears go so fuckin hard they're like a food and a drink all at once

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

'I didn't even do it on purpose I just ran out of bread one day' - mitch waugh

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

"1 2 3 swing your head and come with me" @popsy444

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

'it's crazy, you can't get free cats anymore these days?!' - fab

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

Books on tape, on CD, on stream.

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

I just taste for the first time a smothie..MAN GOD BLESS AMERICA😊

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

"you guys would froth it at every part of your orifices" @popsy444, on Pastel Wine Bar

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

'Hey @popsy444 can you name any of the ninja turtles'
'Of course yeah... okay does it start with a P but a silent P?'
🐢

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

Idea: @TyHaliburton22 x @Pepto ad featuring Tyrese Belly-Hurtin

[Dave Matkovic @dave_matkovic]

~70 goals wins the Coleman? Kick 100 ya dogs