Dave Ming Chang

Hot soup, cold soup, friends, family (in that order)

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

Over under 12.5 boners in loan depot park right now? #vegas

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

@RyanMorris4368 @CraigMinervini All is forgiven. My #MARLADIES can do no wrong

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

Day 81, up 3.5 units

Multiple people have attempted to doxx me in the last 24 hours, they want to see the #MARLAY die. Do you
know what we say to them? Please please please stop!

Todays #MARLAY

Marlins ML
Marlins O3.5 runs
Hicks hit
Stowers hit

@CraigMinervini lube up son

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

It’s gotta be at least 7 hermit crabs

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Day 80, up 4.5 units
Quick reminder that if you have been betting 1 million on every #MARLAY Dave would have made you 4.5 million. Think about how many hermit crabs that is!

Today’s #MARLAY
Marlins -1.5
Marsee hit
Edwards hit

@CraigMinervini my girlfriend found out about us

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

Day 79, up 5.5 units

Soccer sucks and I’m sorry to all the #MARLADIES that had to watch that abhorrent sport

Today’s #MARLAY
Marlins ML
Meyer 6+ Ks
Otto 1+ hit
Hicks 1+ hit

@CraigMinervini please for the love of god drink some pineapple juice, idk if I can do that again

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

Soccer is for idiots and losers anyways

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

Day 78, up 6.5 units

Marlins don’t play today but we aren’t missing the chance for a #USmargAy

Today’s #MARLAY
Marlins to win series
USA to advance

@BelRedDevils fuck your cuck country I hope you choke on my tiny little penis!

@CraigMinervini can attest, easy to throat

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Dave is headed home but will not be in DraftKings airspace until too late. Today’s for the people #MARLAY

Marlins ML
Eury 5 Ks

@CraigMinervini braid my hair with your teeth

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

Big Dave is in a non-betting state (boo) but we are still dishing out a #MARLAY for the people!
Special edition:
Marlins ML
Joey Chestnut over 70 hotdogs eaten

Can you imagine the fear of sitting down on a toilet knowing you just consumed 70 hot dogs? Dave can. Dave knows all.

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

@Kyle_Sielaff you can have a wet spot too

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

Day 77, up 7.5 units

We will always remember the gay marlins

Todays #MARLAY
Marlins ML
Meyer 6+ Ks
Otto 2+ bases

@CraigMinervini is the wet spot I left on the couch dry yet? I can always come leave a new one 🤭

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

What city has the most elderly trans folk?

Nan-tuck-it

#jokeoftheday #pridemonth

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

Day 76, up 4 units!
Last #MARGAY of 2026 and boy was that a sexy little month!

Today’s #MARLAY
Eury 5+Ks
Marlins -1.5
Conine Hit
Stowers Hit

Call @CraigMinervini a fireman the way he slides on this pole!
@PardonMyMeme clear your schedule, I’ve arrived

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

The Wendy’s Minion Meal gave me diarrhea.

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

Day 75, up 5 units!
Today’s #MARLAY
Marlins ML
Ruiz hit
Ruiz ML

@CraigMinervini dude you have GOT to get that rash checked out! It tastes worse than it smells!

@PardonMyMeme wanna start a boys only podcast where we don’t record it and also are naked?

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

Day 74, UP 6 units!

Today’s #MARLAY
Marlins ML
Marlins O4.5
Stowers Hit
Conine Hit

@CraigMinervini got laid last night and thought about you the whole time. Someone needs to cool me down.

#RIPJoseFernandez

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

Day 73, up 3.5 units

Todays #MARLAY is for all the boy sluts with hot wet mouths

Marlins ML
Marlins O3.5 runs
Griffin Conine 1+ hit

@PardonMyMeme and @CraigMinervini gonna put the gay in #MARGAY today. Time to get sucked!

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

Day 72, UP 4.5 units
That’s right! You can all suck Dave from the back! That means you @CraigMinervini you fucking prude

Today’s #MARLAY
Marlins ML
Meyer 6+ Ks
Otto 1+ hit

@PardonMyMeme if you had been riding the #MARGAY maybe you could have afforded the flight to see me…

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

@RyanMorris4368 Will be tribbing puss hard to u tonight 💪

[Dave Ming Chang @dave_mingchang4]

#MARLAY is officially in the green
Gay Marlins vs. The world

To all of our supporters who have been with us through the darkest of times, we love you and we will trib puss to the thought of you tonight