Dave

[Dave @Dave_Philips]

@IAmEcw Thanks dude!

[Dave @Dave_Philips]

@IAmEcw Thanks man!

[Dave @Dave_Philips]

If I can convert a jpeg into a PDF then crop the image so that the file size is just small enough to send to my email so that someone else can print it out, well we can probably do something about guns then.

[Dave @Dave_Philips]

@Kirbydiem @themikeokeefe @SlamPoet6911 @RealJeffCobb Big Cobb crew we got. Recent topics:
1. Hats are the new shoes
2. It'd be real cool if Jeff Cobb joined the group chat

[Dave @Dave_Philips]

@IAmEcw Thanks man glad you came out

[Best Night Ever Show @BestNightEverYo]

Still some tickets left for tomorrow at @thelincolnlodge. Grab them at the link below before they’re gone:

https://t.co/XWUqB7T40h

[Mike O’Keefe (tuesdays @ lincoln lodge in chicago) @themikeokeefe]

Fresh off another sell out last week, we have a great show coming up on 7/20 with some of Chicago’s best, some returning favorites and an SNL alum. Get your tickets below!

https://t.co/4VJ3uUvTmo

[CBS News @CBSNews]

WATCH LIVE: Verdict reached in the Derek Chauvin trial. Follow our coverage: https://t.co/FujjaDPld8 https://t.co/ifKURZzn1X

[Dave @Dave_Philips]

@tmorganjr Booking emails hitting my inbox

[Dave @Dave_Philips]

If King Kong and Godzilla had battled in America we would have invaded Jurassic Park

[Dave @Dave_Philips]

Bought a custom baseball jersey with my name on the back. My name you ask? Dad. My number? Mother fucking one.

[Dave @Dave_Philips]

Just unlocked the Dave Chappelle jumpsuit in Animal Crossing

[Dave @Dave_Philips]

@WhatJohnThinks Much to their relief I have removed my stinging attack on congress because I made this very mistake

[Dave @Dave_Philips]

Me after spending $20 on Bitcoin

[Dave @Dave_Philips]

Yearly reminder that the post office offers cash back

[Dave @Dave_Philips]

Watched the Snowden doc and movie this weekend and when you compare the two my girlfriend fell asleep during both

[Dave @Dave_Philips]

Cat keeps jumping on my keyboard. Logging into a burner account. Getting some things off its chest.

[Dave @Dave_Philips]

Tried reading a book today. Wore my ass out

[Dave @Dave_Philips]

When my mom sees the Pat Robertson Cameo I got her for Christmas she's going to bust a nut

[Dave @Dave_Philips]

I'm fucking ruined

[Dave @Dave_Philips]

Now that the election is over my sole focus is to become a success gambling on golf