John

[John @WhatJohnThinks]

@kevin_nealon What if I just want one?

[Marc Ryan @MarcRyanOnAir]

Jason Benetti: “I was always fearful about two things. Not getting a job because of how I look…and getting a job because of how I look.”

Maybe it’s just me, but @jasonbenetti’s condition never occurs to me. Ever.

I’m too busy enjoying the best broadcaster I’ve ever heard.

[John @WhatJohnThinks]

RT @samhusseini: Rahm Emanuel has been an Israeli op from the start — helping politically destroying Paul Findley who treated Palestinians…

[Zak Boisvert @ZakBoisvert]

Stood for all 40 minutes.

Salute 🫡

[At larrold on dat sky app @Larry_Boa]

Everyone loves Jason Benetti…

Except for those two fucking idiots who work at 333 W. 35th St.

[Dale McPeek @DaleMcpeek]

If you like your uncle calling you a pussy while he’s wearing a yellow shirt, then you’re gonna love Easter!

[John @WhatJohnThinks]

@Rustyspooge @MidtownMadPod @jheilgie7 https://t.co/B5I9alRZRX

[John @WhatJohnThinks]

@sean_m_flannery Don’t forget toilets!

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

Neil, there is a logic flaw in your little aphorism that seems quite telling. Since you and I are part of the Universe, then we would also be indifferent and uncaring. Perhaps you forgot, Neil, that we are not superior to the Universe but merely a fraction of it. Nice day, indeed

[JOE @LeBron_Eames]

when people talk about how great Chicago is they cite the architecture, the nightlife, the culture, but one of the best things about Chicago is that exactly zero of these “adults who are afraid of Chicago” live here.

[Steve Malden @steve_malden]

Selling out to the Crowdwork clips game b/c my family is starving

[John @WhatJohnThinks]

@MeMichaelMeyers Calm your clam!

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

It should be illegal to shout out the Beastie Boys at the Republican National Convention

[Bryan Cook @BryanCooking]

We almost lost a complete '93 Letterman guest lineup today

[John @WhatJohnThinks]

what’s next banning Joey Hotdog from the chestnut eating competition lol

[New York Post @nypost]

Joey Chestnut banned from 2024 Nathan’s hot dog eating contest in beef over vegan franks https://t.co/FkoZP2N2b0

[John @WhatJohnThinks]

@HulkHogan @adamgcomedy Chulk Chogan

[John @WhatJohnThinks]

@whoisbobuhler 😂

[John @WhatJohnThinks]

First guy to try to make a living off blackface since Al Jolson?

[John @WhatJohnThinks]

Unbelievable…this is how I find out she rejected my suggestion, “Kiss Me I’m Eilish”

[Vulture @vulture]

Billie Eilish has released her third album, Hit Me Hard and Soft. It displays the artists growing maturity, both in business practices (eco-consciously shunning variant vinyls) and content (Let’s just say ‘Lunch’ isn’t about Uncrustables). https://t.co/7rzTHAkq6X

[John @WhatJohnThinks]

Just accidentally flexed in a “no flex zone” and let me just say this is not how I wanted to start my Tuesday