Dave Player

Lawyer. LUFC & #HornsUp. I am his Highness’ dog at Kew.

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@risk_respector @Cheech69691 @SithHaters @_TruthZone_ Yes it is.

Until you cook it, then it’s medium, then well-done.

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Ahh yes, October. The time of year when our TV’s home screen is suddenly all promos for slasher flicks that scare the shit out of our 4yo.

[VizFint @VFlince]

I was trynna bring up Man of Steel on my TV and nearly shat myself

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@SickosCommittee Only because the cowards at the NCAA refused to give this man his Covid-year eligibility.

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@dalton1527 @dynajohns @realScottyDoo @secupp This is the most botty bot to ever bot.

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@longhornderek Can’t even imagine. Praying there’s still some chance for good news tomorrow

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@J0n1910 @DallasStars @Toyota 🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼

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@SickosCommittee The “Fire Nico” chants were a nice touch

[ThatGuy04 @FilmRoomNerd]

@NashTalksTexas @LonghornLounge_ You should get a life because I live so rent free in your little pea brain you are replying hours later buddy.

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@DallasAptGP A bafflingly awful trade. Initial impression was it had to be a prank

[Cardiff City FC @CardiffCityFC]

Full-time at Elland Road.

#CityAsOne | @quinnbet

[jackson. @cheaperby12film]

ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like margaret qualley
oh-oh, and I'm also demi moore

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@BrianEdwards63 @chris_komatsu @MichaelTaaffe4

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Make sure to watch Vanderbilt today in the Birmingham Bowl we gotta support the confer-HAHAHAHAHA no no I tried really. #HookEm

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Going down I-20 and saw 20+ feral hogs rutting around on the side of the highway. That’s a first for me. Thinking, where’s an AR15 when you finally need one?

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@Ethan_Booker You’d generally be ok so long as you avoid large gatherings and keep it below a quorum.

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@RyanAlLara @Beef_Slogan @do_lee_di @EliseJoshi https://t.co/Jr2SIgHFRd

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Live look-in at Netflix HQ right now:

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@CavinessWealth @LizSimmie @AdviserCounsel I’m not saying our federal elections would be improved if we replaced the whole thing with a Bridge tournament,…

wait no that’s exactly what I’m saying.