Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA

Vols 89'| ATΩ | Single father of 2 | Kiawah Island Ocean Course record holder | Memphis | Morgan Stanley WM | IPA enthusiast

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

Absolutely brutal look for the #secondslideboyfriend when this is the first slide. Gotta feel bad for him but #stoked this #dumptruck has come across my desk this morning

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

@marvseymour Marvin,

Early bird gets the worm. I Iike it.

Best wishes,
Dave

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

@TampaTomThomp Thomas,

I like that. Tactical, but still good looking.

Best,
Dave

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

Absolutely brutal look for the #secondslideboyfriend when this is the first slide. Gotta feel bad for him but #stoked this #dumptruck has come across my desk this morning

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

@marvseymour Marvin,

Apologies for the inconvenience. Going forward, I will ensure full handle accessibility is maintained.

Sorry again,
Dave

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

Pops got jokes for the #auntie at the delta counter this morning. I don’t blame him though she’s #thicc

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

@jeffknox55 Jeff,

How much did the cow set you back?

Best,
Dave

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

@hazardpounder Mr Pounder,

What has come of this world. I thought Elon Musk was pushing for free speech, not censorship of the truth.

Sad remarks,

Dave

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

Dave has reached a new tax bracket on this Friday evening #millarmaxxing #getyomoneyup

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

It doesn’t get any better than #phisig. Those boys up in Knoxville rail more bag and get more bitches than all others and it’s not even close. #rushphisig #touse

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

Little brother just fell asleep listening to a big booty mix. Pretty much a #fourloko for your ears #astounded

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

How much is Kalshi paying Elliot Hayes?

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

@unclejunsop Junior,

WE have all been there. Do not fret.

Best,
Dave

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

Great clips isn’t THAT bad #expand

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

@BWinchesterIV My buddy @Fishlegsdasquid lost an argument welcome week last year. He pulled this move out the very next day.

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

#wood
Does it get any better?

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

@BrianCrans33855 Do you link if the opportunity arises?

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

Why are girls that like “widespread and phish” the biggest whores on the planet?

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

@nomar_67 Gary,

Where’s the button down from?

Sincerely,
Captain

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

@richardciderbox @litebeerasschug Richard,

This was a beauty of a sentence.

-Cap’n Rackham

[Dave “The Stroke” Wainwright, CPA @dave_thehog]

Ole cap’n is going on week three with no toilet paper. Shit and shower method is still unpatched. Toilet paper is #propaganda