dave (she/her)

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[dave (she/her) @dave_wid]

@ethn8r so you’re just out there, not only MEETING other women but remembering their names?? 🤨 what, are you fucking her too??

[dave (she/her) @dave_wid]

her boyfriend’s ID says 6 feet when he’s MAYBE 5’9 🙄

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

🗝️🐺

[dave (she/her) @dave_wid]

@ethn8r OH GOD DONT REMIND ME

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is so valid

[dave (she/her) @dave_wid]

y’all i didn’t spend any money going out on new years, it’s a fricking miracle, this is gonna be such a good year

[dave (she/her) @dave_wid]

@ethn8r that’s what i say!!

[dave (she/her) @dave_wid]

jesus christ, how many gay movies need to come out for my dad to stop fucking complaining about them, istg

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

HAPPY COWBOY CARTER CHRISTMAS

[dave (she/her) @dave_wid]

@ethn8r yeah like a cunty lois

[dave (she/her) @dave_wid]

they should do a movie like bad boys but it’s with stanley tucci and jeff goldblum

[angry buni 🤬 @theangriestbuni]

Wanna see a dead body?

[dave (she/her) @dave_wid]

Last time i made cookies, i hid them in my house because i know my sister, and didn’t want her to eat all of them. Last night i made more and she said ‘don’t hide them this time it was so rude’?? BITCH! They are MY cookies!!

[dave (she/her) @dave_wid]

i hate getting critiques from my classmates, cause they’re never helpful, always them just being annoying and bitchy and wrong. “you should have included your references” yeah well you’re shit at every fucking assignment Alexandra. suck my balls.

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Same

[dave (she/her) @dave_wid]

i did not have time to go get sushi on my break but work fucking sucks rn so here i am on my break, at a sushi bar

[dave (she/her) @dave_wid]

Taken a shit at a trap house!!! i feel 21 again!!!

[dave (she/her) @dave_wid]

I just posted an assignment 10 seconds before it was due, I think i aged 69 years

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”