David Abel

[David Abel @daveabel1983]

@MarkLeeFC @ECUJoondalupSoc @stebeezer65 I'd give anything to be back! Can @SAmphlett pull off a transfer coup!?

[Arron Crascall @arron_crascall]

🎶MUSICAL MONDAY🎶 #mondaymotivation 😎🎧

[David Abel @daveabel1983]

She should have just went quietly. #typical https://t.co/8Ne0JGF4TN

[Transfer Site @TransferSite]

BREAKING: Jose Mourinho to be subject of individual legal claim from former club doctor Eva Carneiro.

[David Abel @daveabel1983]

Great goal Jermain 👏🏼👏🏼

[David Abel @daveabel1983]

I've never heard a quieter ground then Goodison today

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Bonkers! @FCLorientOff striker @warisgh10 loses the plot for for the craziest red card you'll see all season. https://t.co/YHAARTVff4

[David Abel @daveabel1983]

Cattermole playing centre back today?

[Joey’s translator @jarvito8]

Facebook on Sunday = Groundhog Day.Same dickheads every week "rough as fuck","proper hanging".....don't drink then you whiney prick.#FuckOff

[David Abel @daveabel1983]

It doesn't matter what team you play in, getting beat in the FA Vase hurts every time

[David Abel @daveabel1983]

@Eddie_Salmon84 😂😂😂gee can we not locate this hot dog suit? Bring it back!

[David Abel @daveabel1983]

'Jodie Marsh is making babies' Jesus bloody wept

[All FA Vase @AllFAVase]

***BREAKING NEWS***

FIRST & ONLY ACCOUNT PURELY FOCUSING ON THE FA VASE

PLEASE RETWEET #favase

@nonleagueshow @NonLeagueCrowd

[Keith Stoker @el_quesogrande]

Best of luck to all @theofficialnl clubs who are involved in the @FA Vase today! Travel safely and have a great day!

[know @Know]

White people cannot become citizens of Liberia.

[David Abel @daveabel1983]

The guard on this Train referring to a butch women as 'sir' has just brightened up my day considerably #atruelegend

[David Abel @daveabel1983]

@pauly4426 #UMPALUMPA

[David Abel @daveabel1983]

So my question is..... How can an airplane be 'missing' in today's world when we have apps that can find a lost IPhone within seconds?!

[David Abel @daveabel1983]

When did Halloween become fancy dress? Just see someone dressed as Goose and Maverick! #scaryas