dave alexander

[dave alexander @davealexander31]

@NEDUszn8 Jeez, it’s Asencio, great season for villa last year

[dave alexander @davealexander31]

@ilovemycolts_5 @SleeperColts Bet you didn’t think Shane was a top 3 HC when he announced jones as starting QB. 😂

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

One of the lucky 1,700 being freed today as part of Keir Starmer’s early release plan.

#England #Labour #Pensioners #released
#earlyrelease

[dave alexander @davealexander31]

@Beno_ldn Wonder if you’ll get arrested for spreading false information now it’s come out that it was an immigrant. Best delete it, didn’t bang that hard after all did it. Neither side waits for all the infomation apparently

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

🎥POLICE- Update regarding UK riots.

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Everyone in England finding out they’re far-right.

#england #comedy #keirstarmer #ukpolitics #FarRightThugsUnite

[Ashlea Simon @AshleaSimonAFE]

🇬🇧Patriot @rtid3119842015 sent this in🇬🇧

This is why the UK is at boiling point 👇👇

-A small breakdown of just one month of why British people are unhappy with mass immigration:

-July 4th, at the election, several Muslim MPs were elected to the House of Commons on the back of Free Palestine.

-July 11th, the new Labour government announced it would release 5,000 prisoners early in September, with most having served 40% of their sentence.

-July 15th, we learned London’s Metropolitan Police had not solved a SINGLE petty crime -burglary, car theft, phone theft- in three years, across 166 areas.

-July 17th, it was reported that a Jordanian refugee, Mustafa al Mbaidan, who had assaulted a female police officer in Bournemouth, was spared community service on the grounds that he cannot speak English.

-July 18th, two asylum seekers, Yousef Garef and Amin Abdelbakar, who stole a Rolex worth £25,000 from a tourist, were spared jail.

-July 18th, that same day, mass rioting in minority communities broke out in Harehills after social services took four Romani children into social care.

-July 18th rioting broke out in East London’s Bangladeshi community, following political unrest in Bangladesh, with rocks thrown at police officers and cars smashed in communities that are majority Muslim.

-July 23rd, it was announced that Anjem Choudary, Britain’s most famous Islamist, was to be sentenced for directing Islamist terror on Britain’s streets.

-July 23rd a British Army Officer was repeatedly stabbed outside his home by Anthony Esan, a Nigerian immigrant.

-July 26th, protests broke out after footage emerged of Greater Manchester Police taking action against Fahir and Amaad Amaas at Manchester Airport who had severely assaulted armed officers.

-July 27th, six arrests were made after a drive-by shooting in the town of Watford.

-July 29th, reports emerged that a man had been stabbed to death, with two others injured, following a knife fight in a park in East London.

-July 29th, Southport there was the mass stabbing and murder of three children.

-July 30th, a mass brawl involving machetes erupted on the streets of Southend.

-July 30th it was reported that a homeless Kurdish migrant had pushed a man onto the tracks at a London Underground station after feeling ‘disrespected’.

-July 30th it was reported that another 3,000 migrants have entered Britain illegally on small boats since Labour took power less than a month ago, taking the total number of crossings by mainly young male migrants from countries like Afghanistan, Eritrea, Sudan, and Syria to around 130,000.

[Dan Canobbio @DanCanobbio]

These videos were taken two days apart lmao

[dave alexander @davealexander31]

@Stecotton17 @skytv Glad it’s not just mine

[dave alexander @davealexander31]

@NoContextHumans @realordinarylad @mynameisRobbo

[dave alexander @davealexander31]

@Matthew59052204 @ShannenPill A little over double what it is now.

[dave alexander @davealexander31]

@JimIrsay Rakim Jarrett

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@JimIrsay Rakim jarret

[dave alexander @davealexander31]

@1875BN @365SID Alligning up with a dodgy bookies was a big reason, aswell as the racing club, and the big 5pt bet that everyone accused them of laying after hyping it up for a week. Still have all msgs 😂

[dave alexander @davealexander31]

@realordinarylad @mikeblundred Legend! DMs open?

[dave alexander @davealexander31]

@ladbible @realordinarylad

[dave alexander @davealexander31]

@rickygervais 😂 how many takes, I know you didn’t manage it in 1 😬

[dave alexander @davealexander31]

@rickygervais serious question, how do you blow raspberries on a grow man without losing your shit, did you actually have to do it, and did you have to do it more then 1 take?? 😂😂😂# afterlife3