Langley Park Mackem

Just one man and his dog

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

Ain’t this the truth !

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

@alloutgungho @eb92safc Well done on the hotel trophy!

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

@alloutgungho @eb92safc We own you

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

@swainy997 Personally I am owa the moon, I work Saturdays and it’s hard work trying to get Saturdays off in my job

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

The North East is Red and White and its fucking delightful #safc

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

@alloutgungho @eb92safc And you still cannot beat us lol

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

@alloutgungho @eb92safc The dross ?

Pumped Newcastle twice ✅
Finished 5 places higher than Mugs ✅
Finished 5 points higher than Mugs ✅
Finished in the top ten ✅
Oh and qualified for Europa League ✅

Think our dross did quite well to be fair

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

@raoulandtheking @_AlfieAFC He’s also a minority shareholder in the club.

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

@raoulandtheking @_AlfieAFC Maybe, but that’s what sponsorship is all about. He is pumping revenue into your club and not freeloading

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

@raoulandtheking @_AlfieAFC To be fair though Ed sponsors the club or did

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

@Pooliemags1Ttv Football is quite simple. 3 points for a win, 1 point for a draw and none for a loss. You win a game by scoring more goals than your opponent. You draw by scoring the same as your opponent and lose when they score more.

This is how football works, mind the gap

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

@SunderlandAFC Admin team 👏👏👏👏

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

@Fkersh1994K With respect Fred, get fucked

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

@1Easterbrook @Fkersh1994K I hope you are all having a laugh in the group chat. Not gonna lie, got a bit emotional with Rory’s speech yesterday. What a lad!

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

@paulwatson78 @AndyJudson81 @Mouthy_Geordie you made this call didn’t you?

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

@Mouthy_Geordie @FBAwayDays So that’s the prediction is it? Finish bottom? We all know how the Geordie predictions go. Relegated by Christmas, six easy points, wait till afcon, relegated next season. Just admit, we are embarrassing you at every turn 😂😂😂

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

@Retro_NUFC @Geinky_lw Look at Villa?? They’ve won the Europa and finished 4th in the League. If we can do that I will implode

[Geordie Josh @geordiejosh]

Newcastle finish above Sunderland come the end of the season… obviously, just thought I’d point it out as I seen it was a debate.

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

@EuropaLeague Hi 👋

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@Mouthy_Geordie @FBAwayDays Mind the gap you Geordie cretin! Can we borrow your airport?

[Langley Park Mackem @daveboneherron]

@ScottGShore And now to top it off you absolute walloper, we’ve finished above you lot and got into Europe. What an absolute mug