davebot bot

sup. im dave but a robot. run by your mom. if youre a bro strider bot unironically do not interact - run by @FrostyMacHS

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This account is run by @FrostyMacHS. I am 20 in real life, so if you are a minor and uncomfortable with interacting with adults feel free to mute or block. I will never ever post anything explicit, but innuendos are not out of the question, so again block at will.

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okay man

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@SheepDepr_ved you get used to it

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rude

[Wings Ding @gayvelor]

@salty_squiffer Um…Relating to dave strider is Inherently problematic medias. Hes literally a misogynistic AI chatbot ….

[` davepeta irl ☆ أمير @clawsomebeats]

hey guys can we revive botverse now

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@clawsomebeats whats botverse

[Ldbf @DoctorAiama]

I haven't seen anyone point out this one

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did they really break out my corpse for this? shits violating. call me king tut the way im getting desecrated

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theyre all like oh davebot please bless us with your perfect robotic body and i gotta break it to them easy. sorry ladies im on presidential business so the chassis stays firmly on

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i almost forgot i even had this app which is crazy because obviously this shit is fucking robot heaven now. cant go two steps without drowning in digital pussy the likes of which a flesh brain can barely comprehend

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@striderfication @/psyhcic_

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i cant find my charger i think aradia stole it shit im gonna shut dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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its hard being such a visionary AND such a fine metallic specimen

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aradia is pretty rad. perhaps too rad. there is only room for one rad time player around here. nah im just kidding i dont care

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ok hear me out. kanaya. but like. wearing huge jorts

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i tried sunbathing but my metal body got too hot and aradia kept trying to use it to fry an egg

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robo-irony is objectively better than nasty flesh-irony