Dave Bry

That's a picture of the sunset taken from the surface of Mars. (I didn't take it, a robot did.) My email is [email protected]

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

Dave Bry died this morning, Oct 15, 2017. He lived life with joy, humor, music, and friendship.
Info on upcoming memorial service to come.

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

@maxabelson Ain't nothin' to fuck with

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

@noahr Guilty. text book case of what aboutism

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

Some timely whataboutism: https://t.co/ehBXKcD8w0

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

@SeeJaneMarie David Grossman, "A Horse Walks Into a Bar..."

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

@sarahlovescali @willystaley @readDanwrite Yes. But like this: https://t.co/vb4Ab5TxoM

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

@sarahlovescali @willystaley @readDanwrite (I like boring books.)

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

@sarahlovescali @willystaley @readDanwrite He is on his own. Willy! Is that really your interpretation of that book? There's no liberation from anything! A "boring book" masterpiece.

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

Your fault, my fault, everyone-we-know's fault. We fell asleep at the wheel and traded our democracy in for fascism. https://t.co/rQZxrTUQYs

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

@chrismohney Not enough fave hearts in the universe to express my feelings for this

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

Depends; are we talking about "Electric Funeral" or "Children of the Grave?" https://t.co/vBHijg7cS9

[Christianity Today @CTmagazine]

What if taking a Sabbath and fasting were less about personal piety and more about loving your neighbor well?
https://t.co/SvR4dwxK87

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

@maura Ahh. I forgot that was Adelson's paper.

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

How much fascist white supremacy and foreign-affairs disaster might our country tolerate in exchange for a solid economy? (I fear: a lot.) https://t.co/ZKAQ868jhc

[Mollie @MZHemingway]

COMMENTARY: America’s middle class making a major comeback under Donald Trump https://t.co/hUNVGR7tJm via @reviewjournal

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

Burn in hell, Yankees.

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

@sarahlovescali @bobbyfinger The rose cozies definitely come in handy, though.

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

@jaycaspiankang @kicksonfire Must stop list

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

When you just got tapped by a Swedish penis https://t.co/BJu3WKkD9p

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

After the death of Sandra Bland, @karenrgood wondered what to tell her daughter about race. https://t.co/7z3GpHyJQu #TNYarchive

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

This is good. About the worst new example of "biz-speak." https://t.co/cxdPmdxbz2

[NYT Magazine @NYTmag]

The “pivot” is a strategic political maneuver. But Trump’s shifting messages are anything but calculated. https://t.co/yHCSADNdej

[Dave Bry @davebry9]

defense of antifa violence is perplexing to me. Who here condones beating people with sticks? under what circumstances? To what good ends?