Dave Burton

If you want to follow me, you have to promise that IF I EVER GET 100,000 FOLLOWERS, you'll give £10 to charity. (that's about us$15).

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

My wife has taken up Karate. She's trying to master one of the first basic moves. #MrMiyagiRules

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

This was my afternoon in Carisbrooke, IW. @vickybeeching asked what her followers were up to this weekend...

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

Well @vickybeeching, I'm overseeing 200 wooden lemons being raced down an IW stream in a community fundraiser for #MessyChurch -you did ask!

[Andy Stanley @AndyStanley]

Nobody expected no body. #easterwithus

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

I've just joined Instagram. I don't get it...?

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

Went 2 the pharmacy cos of sore throat. They said I have laryngitis. I was speechless!

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

Watching #BackToTheFuture with my kids. Trying to explain to them all the reasons why it's SOOOOO good!!

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

Guess what's happening tomorrow?!!!

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

Well excited and pumped for freshers week...I'm going to my college induction evening tonight. Via Skype. How cool!

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

Tom Ward from the fringe: "I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time"

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

Questions that it's normal to ask a baby, that you'd never ask an adult: "You've gone all red in the face sweetie...are you doing a poo?"

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

Holy socks Batman!...poor Noah is out-growing his socks. Darn it!

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

Views from Canterbury's answer to the London Eye - the #KentWheel! 😃

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

Just queuing to go on the #KentWheel. It's like the #LondonEye, but you don't get as good a view of the Thames.

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

Gambling with my son. The game's pontoon and it's not going well for me tonight. Down to my last two Lego bricks!!

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

Anyone know how you spell "ambidextrous"?

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

On average, a Blue Moon occurs every 2.7 yrs...I've just heard there's one TOMORROW. What are the chances of that?? (Answers on a postcard)

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

Hi @cate_grosvenor ...and a follow to you too! Welcome to the Dave Burton Twit Club, where all my Twitter followers hang on my every word 😀

[Dave Burton @daveburton76]

Anyone know who's car this is? All I know is that it belongs to a doctor who lives on the Isle of Wight!?