Dave Caggiano

Comic, NYC

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You vs me

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#ufc329

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@iflowmannMMA @pray4greys @sxdiqcarter_ The dumbest thing I’ve read on this app all day

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The reason why men don’t have any icks is because we never liked you in the first place

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Someone DM me some good malware recs

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Sorry I haven’t been active, I’ve been writing a musical about the Opioid Epidemic.

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Wtf is temu

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The biggest lie I ever told on stage is saying I read an article the other day

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#celtics Al Horford be like…

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@oladyusatoday Where can I find this

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If an alien watched one of earth’s nature documentaries

They would think there’s so many fuckin lions

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@oladyusatoday Should’ve done it in the actual battle

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@HaterReport_

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The scariest part about working EMS in the Bronx,

is hearing ER doctors say “finna” and “bet”

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Send me your best malware I’m tryna fck up someone’s computer

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90% of negative interactions I’ve had in my first year in NYC have been with hipster comics who are too fat to be stuffed in a locker anymore.

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A box of cheezits is $11 and people are upset we stormed the capital

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

Yo Philadelphia catch me at Helium comedy club this Wednesday, Sept 20th. @shwangardini featuring, @davecaggianoooo hosting and some special big guest drop ins too..

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“Spy Ops” on @netflix is the most egregious @CIA propaganda piece ever produced.

#EndTheStrike so @CIA can hire better writers.

[Bolero Snort Brewery @BoleroSnort]

So excited to welcome this great lineup of comedians to the brewery on Friday, 9/15.

Show starts at 7pm - get your tickets before they're gone! 🍻

https://t.co/leDLZ8uZyI

[Dave Caggiano @davecaggianoooo]

What do your mom and the British have in common?