Dave Melillo

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[Dave Melillo @davecandoit]

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[Dave Melillo @davecandoit]

@jrichmanesq Dope song

[Dave Melillo @davecandoit]

Your biggest mistake will be thinking things can only get better ... or that they can’t get any worse

[Dave Melillo @davecandoit]

Have you ever looked up to the sky at night and realized you’re at the bottom of a pyramid scheme?

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@jaylawrence91 Thanks dawg. Guess that shit is my legacy

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If John Mayer released “Your Body is a Wonderland” in 2019 he would be forced into hiding.

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Our photos of @davecandoit playing at @FillmorePhilly are up now on the site!
📸: Jamie Stow

[Dave Melillo @davecandoit]

“And you’re nothing but a siren. Sitting on a rock. Screaming into the air. Hoping to attract what? Beauty? Love?

Or just your next meal”

[Dave Melillo @davecandoit]

There are two types of people in this world:

People who genuinely think Nicolas Cage is a good actor (i.e me)

People who genuinely can’t understand how Nicolas Cage is allowed to be an actor

[Dave Melillo @davecandoit]

There are two types of people in this world:

Ear buds

Air pods

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There are two types of people in this world:

people who have that thing on the back of their phone that makes it easier to hold

and people who don’t

[Dave Melillo @davecandoit]

Why does everyone want collagen in they food?

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@TMNTtaylor Yes !!!!!!

[Dave Melillo @davecandoit]

I get it. It’s great to be positive and to “inspire” people... but the dichotomy of life is what actually makes it interesting.

[Dave Melillo @davecandoit]

to me, it just actually sounds like you’re trying to convince yourself that things aren’t that bad. The truth:

Life is great. Life also sucks. Just don’t die and you’ll be good. It’s ok to punch someone every now and then. It’s also ok to hate yourself when you’re being a dick.

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You know ... people who are constantly posting shit that could double as a vinyl on your Mom’s wall

[Dave Melillo @davecandoit]

People who are overly positive seem disingenuous to me

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Does anyone else feel like the apex of our civilization was around the same time Trey Songz - “Say Ah” was on top of the charts?