Dave

⭐️ London's First, London's Finest ⭐

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

A Bulgarian man has now been found guilty of assaulting a 12-year-old Scottish girl.

@HumzaYousaf when can we expect your apology?

[Dave @davecfc84]

@fesshole The yellow bit? Is this some sort of yolk?

[Dave @davecfc84]

@rickygervais Do you need to label other parts of your body?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Labour MPs have told Keir Starmer that they have been branded "paedo lovers" on the doorsteps

[@POLITICOEurope]

[Alrightfans MBE @alrightfans]

At the end of the day Eni Aluko MBE is a humble brilliant black queen who is in complete control. If Ian Wright is any kind of man he should respect her for her illustrious England career (more caps and goals than him btw) shame on him

[Dave @davecfc84]

@NiceGuyKenny @Bermuda060404 Dave Beasant and David Lee.

[Stu’s Football Flashbacks @stusfootyflash]

35 years ago today:

Dennis Wise collects his Rumbelows man of the match prize from his local West London store.

A 21-inch remote controlled Sony colour television set with Teletext.

What a time to be alive.

[Dave @davecfc84]

“My words were misinterpreted, so I’ll repeat them in a different order and hope no one notices, but I want everyone to know Gabby Logan wouldn’t have a career without me” Wanker.

[Richard Keys @richardajkeys]

What a shame my words for a footballing hero of mine were entirely misinterpreted. Terry Yorath was a fabulous guy. A warrior. My affection for him meant I was more than happy to help him & his family in any way I could. Gabby’s career would make any father proud. RIP Terry.

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

The moment Keir Starmer found out Trump liberated Venezuela, kidnapped Maduro & that the British people want him out next.

[J. 🇭🇷 @JosipFCB93]

I had to endure 38000 Chelsea fans signing "are you Tottenham in disguise" last night. Never received a bigger insult in my life.

[Dave @davecfc84]

@DeborahMeaden

[Dave @davecfc84]

@alrightfans @TheWorldCup_Of Sneezing

[Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP]

It cannot be one rule for Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak, and another for everyone else.

They’ve broken the rules, they’ve lied to the British people - they both have to go.
https://t.co/frubheS5AB

[Paul Cox @PaulCoxComedy]

Hadush Kebatu last seen helping Marina Purkiss’s child up from a fall

[Dave @davecfc84]

@CourtNewsUK A slap on the wrist and a stern talking to?

[Dave @davecfc84]

In a world where Chelsea and Manchester United exist, it takes some effort to be the worst run club in the league, but West Ham take it to another level.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Graham Potter leaves West Ham after just one win the club's first five Premier League games this season 📊

[Central @WestHam_Central]

Beatable.

[Dave @davecfc84]

Who the fuck are Chelsea London

[Dave @davecfc84]

@Nigel_Farage @JakeBerry Yet if he ever said similar about Reform, you’d have him arrested and leak stories to the press that he has dementia.