#davesawesomeness

Cynical and sarcastic.

[#davesawesomeness @davecranfield]

@uncle_june Try to get out of the coffin?

[Culpeper County Public Schools @culpeperschools]

It's our FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL for the 2024-2025 school year! We are so excited to welcome our students back today!

[7News DC @7NewsDC]

If you are in the Gaithersburg area, SEEK SHELTER NOW. A damaging tornado is approaching, according to the National Weather Service.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Jake Paul is fighting Mike Tyson July 20th

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[VDOT Northern VA @VaDOTNOVA]

#Dulles: there is in fact a small plane in the roadway and blocking all lanes of Loudoun County Pkwy at Arcola Mills Dr. Please use alternate routes. #VaTraffic

[#davesawesomeness @davecranfield]

@CNN Ok now apple come in.... At least Google there is some competition

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

This is happening - don’t disappoint @VancityReynolds

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

There are two types of billionaires in this world:

— One is @elonmusk, who’s shipped over **650** Starlink internet kits to 40+ organizations across Maui in order to re-connect victims

— The other is @Oprah, who’s funneling money into one of her organizations from middle class folks on social media

I haven’t met a SINGLE person here on Maui that’s gotten a dime from Oprah, but I’ve met dozens that’ve benefiting TREMENDOUSLY from @SpaceX’s internet connection.

Is it too much to ask Oprah, who owns over 2,200 acres on Maui, to step up?!

(* If anyone’s received anything from
Oprah personally please let me know! I’d love to speak with you.)

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell were only worth $4.4 million when elected to Congress. Today, they are worth a combined $360 million.

So, with an annual salary of only $193k, how did they increase their net worth by a staggering 8081.82%?

They abused their authority as the most influential members of Congress to solicit insider information and negotiate backroom deals, outperforming the stock market and top hedge funds.

Nearly 100% of Americans age 80 or higher are retired, yet Pelosi and McConnell, who are both over 80, continue to hold some of the most powerful positions in the world.

Corrupt career politicians like this can be eliminated by enforcing term limits for members of Congress. When is enough enough?

[#davesawesomeness @davecranfield]

I get my indictments down in Georgia

[#davesawesomeness @davecranfield]

OceanGate Footage Shows Past Expeditions to Titan…: https://t.co/8a77eKXKDW

[New York Post @nypost]

California man crashes car, chases roommates with pickaxe https://t.co/CBdesjC6sc

[CDC @CDCgov]

Planning a trip to the United States? Effective May 12 @ 12:01am EDT, proof of #COVID19 vaccination will no longer be required for international travelers flying to the United States.

Learn more: https://t.co/s0vGd0QQ0D

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

Snapchat Ai gaslighting users

[Curiosity @MAstronomers]

This is what happens to aluminum when a 1/2 inch piece of plastic makes contact at 15,000 mph in space.

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

BREAKING NEWS: It has just been revealed that the judge presiding over Donald Trump’s case donated money to Joe Biden in 2020