Dave Horner

fair weather fell walker, crown green bowler, former football fan and right good moaner. Dabbling in photography. @davecrouchy on Instagram

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@LukePollard Same reason @Christian4BuryS didn’t when he went from conservative to labour. Or were you not bothered by that one???

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@TomK_Brit1993 Call an general election

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@EdwardJDavey Yet he’s massively more popular than you and your party.

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@JeremyClarkson hope you beat that bastard illness. Kaleb’s farm won’t have quite the same ring to it.

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@JoStevensLabour @UKLabour @WelshLabour @CardiffEastLab I can promise you my weekly shop has increased by somewhere in the region of 15-20 quid in the last 2 years.

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@DavidTaylor85 The economy was in such a stellar state when he left office.

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@BethRigby I got given a £50 tip once. Do I need to declare that on the off chance down the road I become an MP??

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@implausibleblog And will I turn create a black mould epidemic

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@AngelaRayner Can’t trust you either!

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@ZackPolanski They aren’t. All it does is drive up youth unemployment

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@Matt_Pinner No. Boris would have been a good pm in better circumstances. Rishi was better than both imo.

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@sharrond62 Keep an eye on Beau Greaves then.

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@AshfordLabour Because the weathers been shit!!

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@afneil And uk construction cost are about to rocket slowing that sector to a virtual standstill

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@Ed_Miliband You do you keep a straight face???

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@Lauratobin1 @GMB that’s wrong!! My @bbcweather app has told me it will be drizzle all day. The app shows a white cloud with a sun behind. When you go hour by hour it’s mostly a white cloud. So it’s not showing worst case is it?

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Neither of these two looking good today #PMQs

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@Kevin_Maguire Absolute moron

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Got say the @BBCSport coverage of the Winter Olympics has been top draw. From the brilliant if not slightly crackers @ChemmySki to the safe hands of @clarebalding and the curling fan boy @jarrowarrow to name a few. Top class.

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@Keir_Starmer @RachelReevesMP thoughts on unemployment figures being highest in 5 years. Almost as if taxing business through the nose was a stupid idea.