Davecrystol | Real Takes

Football. Money. Life.
Honest opinions, no filters.

[Davecrystol | Real Takes @davecrystol]

@UnkleAyo REQUIREMENT

: Must bring the head of 4 white lions
: Must have a recorded video o sexual intercouse with python
: Must be able to swim across Atlantic ocean.

Abeg where I wan start

[Davecrystol | Real Takes @davecrystol]

Funniest and sweetest fight I've seen on here

[Football Fights @Footballfights]

When two neighbours settled their differences with a showdown... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Davecrystol | Real Takes @davecrystol]

@official_esclub Victor Anichebe
Super Eagles and Everton

[Davecrystol | Real Takes @davecrystol]

Abeg, please, anyone got a job for me with accommodation and wants percentage, as long as it's reasonable... I'm ready!!!! I'm in Lagos also

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Lady shares how someone offered her sister a job in exchange for ₦50,000 per month for six months.

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@Araoluwanimi01 Sorry, No be today I know say, I no NORMAL

Me wey dey owe 6 loan apps

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@tomilola_peter @kusssman This list here 🔥🔥🔥 bro you're genius

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@ronnieswizzy @kusssman Only one MENTALIST 🔥🔥

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@yabaleftonline Abeg, please, anyone got a job for me with accommodation and wants percentage, as long as it's reasonable... I'm ready!!!! I'm in Lagos also

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@badmanforex The kind smell wey here go dey ooz eh

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@OsuohaTony Them done do you wetin dem do me abi... Join the club, that gender is evil

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[FED🦅 @fado_fft]

Retweet my pin post and drop id under for funding

[FED🦅 @fado_fft]

Retweet my pin post and drop id under for funding

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@Morayoorr Take heart 💜

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@officialABAT @all no be to come here dey insult tinubu...
Una get PVC?

NO WAY TINUBU IS RELINQUISHING THAT SIT

get your PVC!!!
get ready for 2027

[Max @maxpostingx]

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@Freekelvin_ I mount

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@DaddyKayNation1 Freekelvin_

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@Jasper___D @Her_Nonymous_D Hi Jasper,

Understandable concern. Some of us from developing countries are genuinely trying to build honest careers in tech and operations.

I’m open to remote support/operations roles if your team ever has openings. Would appreciate a connection.

[Davecrystol | Real Takes @davecrystol]

@Freekelvin_ Baba hope you're good, you no run Aussie basketball?

[Prince Fynn @Prince_Fynnz]

Bro to bro,

Save this to protect your kidneys.