i am terribly made of metal

my music:

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julian davis hates menopause

[i am terribly made of metal @davedanieldave]

@BrianCo43735860 @mattxiv @AnaKasparian if the government started forcing you to cum even at detriment to your health maybe 'ejaculating person' would work it's way into public health discourse

[i am terribly made of metal @davedanieldave]

@SirKovaleski awaiting results

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SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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kinda fucked up how bathrooms are the only place you're allowed to be stinky

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got a new water fountain° installed in my house

°bidet

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@sidney_gooch which segues into a lecture on semiotics for the 27th time

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@AndreSobolewski @_david_ho_ roughly the same sized trunks 💀

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@harriweinreb they're migrating

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anyone in madison want to form a christmas band

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zac efron, arbiter of rap

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@communistdaddie screaming and farting

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@NickMachacek i lost my fan now im REALLY hot

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man it's hot

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when i spread my cream cheese i spread it very well especially when the bagel hole is gone though i do feel sadness regarding the lack of the bagel hole and so should you i am going to shit on the cat, a big steaming shit

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@TheAverageJoey yo wtf that thing got butter on it weird ass fly

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come listen to @NickMachacek and i's podcast if you're interested in disney world rides in which ewan mcgregor paddles you to guantanamo bay dressed up as a fish character from a very very long movie with far too much lore

[Logline Podcast @loglinepod]

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we're playing a show with the scratch-offs and darn it. at mickeys in a couple weeks! come eat candy bars with us

[A.B. Lane @ABLaneWrites]

Please don’t cut trans men and nonbinary people out of the conversation today. This is not just a women’s rights issue, anyone who can get pregnant is affected.

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expect WHAT ?