Dave DeWitt

Baseball, beer and whatever 🍻

[Dave DeWitt @davedewitt1]

@Playstation what the fuck is this?
Fix it. You fucks!

[Dave DeWitt @davedewitt1]

@GailSimone That movie is three years old? I'm FURIOUS!!

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

Team Jimmy Kimmel,,, that guys my family.

[Dave DeWitt @davedewitt1]

@ChefReactions Like putting a hat on a hat.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I pulled up to a red light this afternoon and some guy in a pickup truck next to me was absolutely BLASTING Bohemian Rhapsody. So I look over and it’s a full-on Wayne’s World situation happening except he’s head-bobbing all alone, belting it out full throttle with Freddie.

He glances my way and sees me, so I give him a thumbs up.

He goes “I was just feeling it.”

I said “Man, I needed that. Your energy just gave me a boost.”

He grinned sheepishly, nodded, and said “Happy Thursday.”

Then the light changed.

I hope he knows he’s a sweet bastard.

[Rock'n Roll of All @rocknrollofall]

There are musicians you can't handle their losses, one of them is definitely Tom Petty.

Tom Petty performing 'A Face in The Crowd' live on Letterman, on the 1st of February, 1990.

This was his only Letterman appearance.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists would devote their entire lives to deceiving you, but a con man proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

There’s this New Zealand tv show and they keep using this word and I don’t understand it, is it a local term?

Phonetically, the word sounds like “icksillint,” and it seems to mean something is regarded positively.

[Calico Joe @CalicoJoeMLB]

I want ESPN to make a documentary for Jason Benetti calling two games in one day the same way they did for Deion playing two games in one day

Absolute grinder @jasonbenetti

[Dave DeWitt @davedewitt1]

@vurnt22 Mavis Staples should be on our money. Big love!

[🍒Jeremy Rodriguez🍒 @jeremy_rodrigue]

Orlando recolors the Pulse Memorial Sidewalk Rainbow after DeSantis paved over it. We are Orlando Strong and no one can ever erase the LGBTQIA+ Community 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Every night I see my neighbors' disabled dog going upstairs to bed, like this

[Dave DeWitt @davedewitt1]

Truth. No notes.

[Vernon Reid @vurnt22]

Alice Cooper freaked parents out WAY before 80’s Satanic Panic. Ppl only calmed down when Alice started golfing recreationally with Milton Berle . Marilyn has been a broke-ass Alice Cooper template from the top. And gotten away with it via ahistorical generational RUBES 🤡

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Did you guys shoot that whisky ad with Sammy Davis Jr. yet?”

“Yeah.”

“How did it go?”

“It was the weirdest fucking day of my entire life.”

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

It's some bullshit that they named it "The Golden Bachelor" instead of "Statin Island" and whatnot.

[Dave DeWitt @davedewitt1]

@GailSimone Thank you! Represent .

[Just Rock Content @JustRockContent]

The “Soul Man” performance by The Blues Brothers on Saturday Night Live is a legendary moment in music and comedy history.
https://t.co/t3iBD3Y1jP

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Some executive at ABC: “We need a nice little theme song for our new cop sitcom.”

Some guy: “Yeah, ok, think I’ll just throw down one of the funkiest grooves in the goddamn history of music then.”

https://t.co/SvEzGbR0lb

[Dave DeWitt @davedewitt1]

@MrGeorgeWallace @roywoodjr @justforlaughs Well deserved!!