the garbage shit boy

7 time 5th grade speling champion

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

"I don't understand moths," I say as I finish off another beer. "why do they gravitate to what kills them?" I stand. "anyone need another?"

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

@SaddestTiger They’re not following me. They’re following a character I created.

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

@thwompbox @SaddestTiger if I had an ounce of whiskey for every stranger who offered me five dollars…

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

@SaddestTiger I’m gonna be so real with you: go see Digger

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

@thwompbox @SaddestTiger no further questions

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

@SaddestTiger you see how this looks, don’t you

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

@SaddestTiger rather be barefoot in Raccoon City than dealing with this shit

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

@SaddestTiger sure, what’s the worst that could happen? everything from the last 15 years?

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

@citizenrobot @SaddestTiger 5,000% tariffs on all follow fridays

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

@SaddestTiger nothing else is any good why should this be

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

.@20thcenturyfox there's still time

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

@SaddestTiger just when I thought I had something to live for

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

@SaddestTiger if I ever go missing the police are coming straight to you

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

@SaddestTiger Tiger Man: Same Old Shit

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

@SaddestTiger [still lost at sea]

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

@Chase_Observes @SaddestTiger same

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

@SaddestTiger you’re the only odd I see

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

@SaddestTiger this is what finally did in Lindsey Graham

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

@SaddestTiger sure why not sunday saddest tiger

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

@BuckyIsotope make sure you’ve got SafeSearch turned on

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

RIP Twitter user BuckyIsotope, fell to his death trying to put a giant Trump wig on the Statue of Liberty so he could fuck it