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Writer, blogger, podcaster, pop culture enthusiast & Disney Travel Planner at @THEmagiconadollar.... 1/2 a breakfast taco from Bogeda.

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When I send postcards or letters from a hotel (like the Disneyland Hotel today), I always channel my inner Andy Dufresne, saying with a wry smile, “Would you add this to your outgoing mail...?”

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@Just_ebube “ I’m a Christian, but if my baby’s not perfect, I’m gonna kill it. Because how inconvenient would that be for my own life!”

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We don’t hate that you count every vote.

We hate that you purposely stretch out the counting to make sure you get the results you want.

I will never believe otherwise.

Gavin Newsom sucks.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Why do Republicans hate that California counts every vote?

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Yes.

[Vintage Rock N’ Roll 🎸 @RockNRoLL_85]

Is “Maybe I’m Amazed” by Paul McCartney a better Song than “Born To Run” by Bruce Springsteen?

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Yes she is

[Clavicular Insider @Clavicularbr]

Scarlet não é lá essas coisas quando você olha para ela de perto.

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@jamestalarico Based on your own words, you’re all of those things.

I also can’t wait until you’re a extended election loser in November so maybe you’ll finally go away

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We seriously had 250 years to prepare for this particular anniversary and it’s gonna be a Trump rally.

This is no better than Kamala would’ve done— she would’ve spent the entire rally talking about how much America sucks, but Trump is going to spend it talking about how good he is.

Extremely stupid and extremely disappointing.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

AMERICA IS BACK Rally!

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@TatooineSons No because Empire was good.

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You got canceled on by Milli. Or Vanilli. Whichever one he is.

That’s like bypassing the 10 at the bar, hitting on the 4 and the 4 still passing.

[The Subtext @TrueSubtext]

@Freedom250 OOP there goes another one 😂

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This is the kind of decision that needs to be run by both @barontrump47 and @kaitrump to get their ok on it

In fact, let them pick the lineup. Cause this ain’t it, fam.

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@Ineverglow As a fellow CD collector, I’m definitely the wrong person to answer your question…

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Guess you are either too stupid or ignorant to understand that all of those people went to prison. Many of them for much longer sentences than their crimes deserve, many spent months in solitary confinement, with the Biden DOJ spending tins of millions to go after all of them.

If only they had rioted with BLM instead, they would’ve been at home living happy lives with you supporting and defending them at every term.

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@ma1ybe Your Hot take: let’s go ahead and kill the baby in the womb before the baby has a chance to die in the real world. Just saving us some time.

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I know it’s easy to blame liberal losses on mean Ol’ Trumpy, but Colbert lost his show because it was losing at least $40mil per year and ratings were consistently awful. If the show came close to just breaking even, and got decent ratings, there’s no way CBS pulls the plus on it.

Not everything is Trump’s fault. Sometimes you just suck.

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@MarienneMaid Or… or… and hear me out… or a lot of people just found the movie to be terrible. Maybe the rotten tomato score is low because a lot of people didn’t like the movie.

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@Uncatfishable What would be considered his fair share? Percentage wise? No idea what he actually pays in taxes, I’m just wondering from your perspective, what should he be paying in taxes?

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@SiNuTrmon Because it was a dumb comment and people want to respond to it

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If you’re broke… Yes.

That’s exactly what the solution is.

If you’re broke and you’re spending $20 per day on lunch, the fact that you’re now more broke is completely your fault.

[Mayne @Tradermayne]

So the solution is to eat PB&J sandwiches, apples and bags of chips for lunch every day for a week?

Are you fucking 5?

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@aintscarylarry How do you quantify the cops that died as a result of January 6? What are your metrics here? I’m generally curious how this works.

Also, it’s not a gotcha… There were no police that died on January 6. That’s actually a fact.

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But you don’t say “True Detective” you just pinpoint S1 - which means you aren’t taking the entire series, good and bad, you’re only picking the best parts of the series. By that rationale, you could easily do Lost S1 and even Heroes S1, not worried that later seasons would drag down its overall rankings.

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Not long before this, a just-as-crude Charlie Kirk joke was made.

Everyone at this press conference is a complete loser.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

🚨 BLM leaders hold press conference on the crisis of Netflix allowing a joke about George Floyd…