david mendoza

just an ordinary dad loving his life

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@nmr2776 No one noticed boob grab?

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@erling Don’t tell @petercrouch

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@liamgallagher Very very excited however. Tomorrow’s my birthday any chance you can hold off a day?

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@elonmusk You are a knob

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@Bushra1Shaikh @TerrorismPolice But I will do this from Cyprus. Bit scared to be in my beloved country. “Massive Tit”

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@OffMenuOfficial just ordered the Bob at the Grain in St David’s.

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@Keir_Starmer @England Careful PM you will have the media questioning how you have time to watch the match.

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@WeAreTheOverlap @GNev2 question. Matt LeTissier, is he a forgotten genius?

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@sureguy625 They do help you run away from the truth

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Not an arsenal fan but if Tomiyasu gets sent off for second yellow with a tug surely Havertz needs.m a yellow as well?

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@mrjamesob the mighty Harriers have done it 🎉🎉

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@SearsandCo brilliant shop front. So inventive

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@mrjamesob @lbc wrong about the tyres currently doing a study on it but cannot get through. 😂

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#scottparker harsh sacking for saying how it is.

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Paul Gascoigne has been at No 10 Downing Street with a fishing rod, sandwiches a couple of cans of Stella and the ministerial code. @mrjamesob @LBC

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@ajobbowfc Two seasons ago where we decided that continuously changing managers works

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@bushontheradio I’m doing something unusual #relaxing

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@mrjamesob are you a judge at best kebab awards tonight?

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@realrossnoble “Gloria Hunniford giving a Shetland pony a dead leg” will not leave me for a long time 😂