Dave

thats no a bank machine that’s a fence

[Dave @daveee69_]

If I was told a few year ago the amount of drinking uni students do I might of done better at school

[Dave @daveee69_]

Not saying I’m a bad boy or anything but when my dad goes to bed I turn up the thermostat

[Dave @daveee69_]

Birds annoy us in the morning maybe that’s just because we annoy them during the night ❓

[Dave @daveee69_]

How do boats float if there so heavy

[Dave @daveee69_]

@overtflow @TheNotoriousMMA Wisen up 🤣

[Dave @daveee69_]

@KSI Shut up ksi you won’t even box me you scared little boy

[hol🪩⛓️ @xh0lly86_]

Howlin lassie in my work just got a message off her ex saying hope ur okay with all these fireworks going off you absolute dog😭😭😭poor lassie broke up w him 6 month ago n they’re both in new relationships

[Dave @daveee69_]

Getting up at this time on a Saturday after being off for four days isn’t fun I hate adulting

[Dave @daveee69_]

Rip Hagrid

[Dave @daveee69_]

I refuse to make a private story I put embarrassing enough snaps on my normal one for everyone to see

[Dave @daveee69_]

Hour late for work unreal start to the week happy fucking Monday

[Dave @daveee69_]

@thesmalldee Cmere

[Dave @daveee69_]

Waking up on a Sunday and no remembering what you’ve been at is worse if you ask me

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

the scariest thing is… you just never know what goes on behind your back.

[Dave @daveee69_]

If every school taught sign language we’d be able to talk to anyone from all over the world that’s baffled me

[James @CaucasianJames]

one of these days i’m gonna disappear and return forklift certified

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Elon musk when he realizes he bought twitter for $44 Billion but we all got it for free off the app store

[Dave @daveee69_]

@noahdonotcare Could of just said no

[Dave @daveee69_]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the milfs out there

[Dave @daveee69_]

@thesmalldee 😂😂😂😂