David Paton

I don't think before I tweet.

[Jordan Pickford @JPickford1]

Spain are getting battered #lesson

[it’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @KULUZEBSKl]

why are you watching these physical freaks and thinking that's who you should be modelling your kid after... I will personally be hand crafting a 6, I know the limitations of my genetics

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I fucking love being a dad, it's the best. For any other gents out there thinking it spells the end of your fun, it is the opposite, you now have a best bud to do all the silly shit you wish you could have done as a kid. It's the most freeing thing in the world.

[Steph Connell @stephconnellx]

🚨Our Dad is still missing after he went for his normal run along the river/canal in Woodlesford on 18th December. He was wearing a fluorescent running top & black running leggings. If you regularly pass along the River Aire, please keep him in mind & keep a look out🚨

[ColbyMesser @colbyymesser]

Please anyone in the Leeds/Woodlesford area share! My friends dad is missing and we are desperate to find him 🙏🏼
@WestYorksPolice

https://t.co/hweYj2azdc

[Pete Sibley @442Wide]

Pickle Arteta

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

I look at my boy everyday and think I should have called him Divock

[David Paton @daveepaton]

@Farda_Alphonso You’re a supervillain I’m absolutely sure of it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[David Paton @daveepaton]

Why is Xhaka this way 😂😂 what a donut

[David Paton @daveepaton]

The BBC showing that footage for as long as they did - including zooming in on his face and wife as she cried on the pitch - was fucking abhorrent

[David Paton @daveepaton]

@oliversimpson_ @JoeStephenson96 🥺

[David Paton @daveepaton]

@GodkuTV Lu Bu still haunts my nightmares

[David Paton @daveepaton]

@inchy1878 @EllenBarkin @this_vid

[David Paton @daveepaton]

Anyone who uses the ‘they knew what they were getting themselves into’ excuse to justify the media onslaught of anyone in the public eye is a fucking weirdo

[David Paton @daveepaton]

@Farda_Alphonso I’m convinced you’re actually a supervillain

[David Paton @daveepaton]

Football can make me so miserable

[Akala @akalamusic]

This ladies and gentlemen is the real politics or resentment. A bunch of ungrateful, low achieving ‘journalists’ mad at a young millionaire (who is objectively one of the best at his job) for using his platform to help other peoples children...

[David Paton @daveepaton]

@VolleyBaws @otissimpson_ 😂