Dave Esslinger

King of all knowledge. Hater of all things Red Sox, Cowboys, Astros. Hail Yankees and Redskins

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@JacobBSpeaks Chapman owes the Yankees an apology for being a dick!

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@JLowndes_Fans This woman is not aging. Absolutely gorgeous

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@KutterIsKing Cursed, pussies, same thing as far as the Red Sox

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@hotgrandma171 You are smoking hot

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@Rileyreid236 Everyone’s first choice

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@KutterIsKing Dude, you’re ridiculous. I think I hear your Mom calling you for dinner and no, she won’t let you eat in the basement anymore

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@breckiebaby And they’re spectacular

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@JessicaDaviesCA Perfect

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@staceydashonX Delicious

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@KutterIsKing What the hell are you celebrating fuck face? Volpe is the same caliber as the entire Red Sox team. You know it’s bad when Volpe is better then Sad Story at shortstop

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@halleberry6298 Delicious

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@kylieminogue Kylie, you are adorable

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@trishstratuscom @Trishstratu4689 Trish, you look absolutely adorable but would look better without the wedding ring!

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@MissYankee I think Cole needs to work on his conditioning. He appeared a little out of shape when he returned and now he looks it

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@JoezMcfLy Carl Pavano. Being a big pussy should be taken into account to being on this list

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@bronx_ed Throw McMahon and Bednar in that group

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@JLas43_ Yes, he should smack Boone upside his head since Caballero should be at shortstop and Volpe should be walking the stands selling hot dogs and peanuts

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@Rileyreid2363 It is now

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@lauraover60 No way in Hell you are 62. 42, yes. 62, stop lying

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@NYSSofficial Volpe should be arrested for masquerading as a baseball player