Dave Evans

Husband,Father and Man Utd season ticket holder

[Dave Evans @daveevo72]

@Keir_Starmer Just to let you know my gas and electric price is going up again you absolute twat.Your the worst Prime Minister we have ever had.This country would be so much better off without you.@Nigel_Farage

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

🚨 BOOM! Nick Ferrari just put Deputy PM David Lammy on the ropes LIVE on LBC! 🔥

“Would you take the knee for Henry Nowak?”

Lammy instantly flustered, stuttering like he’s been caught red-handed:

“Uhh… well I, look, I, I, I, I think… to honour what’s that family…”

Ferrari cuts through the waffle:

“It’s a yes or no, Mr Lammy. Would you take the knee for Henry Nowak?”

Lammy, clearly squirming:

“I think… no. Because, look, I don’t think the family are asking for symbolism. They’re asking for genuine common sense policing and a reduction in knife crime.”

Ferrari pounces:

“So you agree, taking the knee is mere symbolism? It was a bit of a charade at times?”

Lammy’s brain completely melts:

“That was a moment back then when we were still in the pandemic. This is today. This is this particular incident in our country that’s heart-rending.”

The pandemic?! What the actual f*ck has COVID got to do with it? 😂 His head had totally gone. Nick Ferrari absolutely broke him on air.

This is the same David Lammy who was one of the biggest cheerleaders for BLM, repeatedly defended taking the knee, slammed anyone who questioned it, and pushed the George Floyd narrative hard, yet suddenly it’s all “symbolism” and excuses when it’s a young British lad stabbed to death.

Well done, Nick Ferrari 👏 You exposed the hypocrisy and double standards for everyone to see. No wonder people are furious.

[Dave Evans @daveevo72]

@Brough82 @TrollFootball @tezthered99 🤣🤣

[wadeydarts @wadeydarts]

This interview was a little under 2 years ago…

James Wade basically predicted what was going to happen with Luke Littler and his relationship with the fans/media.

[Dave Evans @daveevo72]

Holiday vibes #caletadefuste #fuerteventura 🍺

[Dave Evans @daveevo72]

Get im Aaron Rai.Wolvehampton legend ⛳️

[Cllr Bayleigh Robinson @BLTRobinsonRUK]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Reform UK win Leicestershire By-Election!

@reformparty_uk

[Dave Evans @daveevo72]

@Leesy29 Very underrated footballer

[Dave Evans @daveevo72]

Then there were 9.The Last Supper.Germany it's been a blast.🇩🇪

[Richarlison Andrade @richarlison97]

@Carra23 wash your mouth before you talk about me and everton and I don't respect you 💩

[A View From Yorkshire @models_by_Russ]

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary,

I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator.

I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme.

Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate.

I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave.

You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise.

Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount.

For £35,000 I will:
   •   Leave quietly.
   •   Not require a press conference.
   •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.
   •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport.

I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme.

Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus.

Who knew?

While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes.

May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue.

In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on.

If successful, I promise to:
   •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).
   •   Not stage a protest on the runway.
   •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice.

All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV.

Yours in hopeful relocation,
A slightly confused taxpayer

[Gracie💙 @Gracie_Blue89]

🔴 KEIR STARMER TO MUSLIMS:
- "You are the face of modern Britain"

Standing in Westminster Hall, a place of British history for hundreds of years
And our Prime Minister is standing there saying 'Ramadan Mubarak'

Nobody asked for this

Utter disgrace 😡 https://t.co/I6avGLO9a3

[Dave Evans @daveevo72]

@EvansAshley11 Trebles on 👀👀

[Dave Evans @daveevo72]

@SpursGuy88 Grow up

[Dave Evans @daveevo72]

@EPLBible Terrible pundit even a worse human being #horrible

[Laila Cunningham @policylaila]

I’ve announced today that I’m standing to be the next Mayor of London. I’m in it to win it!
London deserves a Mayor who finally puts Londoners first! 🇬🇧

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

Labour don’t want you to watch our new Party Political Broadcast. It would be a shame if you retweeted it.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Here is our pathetic Prime Minister @Keir_Starmer, ironically telling parliamant back in Novermber 2022 that Alaa Abd El-Fattah was imprisoned in Egypt for 'social media posts', demanding the then CONservative government demand then secure his release.

Since then our pathetic prime minister has had thousands arrested and thrown into prison for 'social media posts'.

Between 30-33 people per day in England and Wales are arrested for online posts.

Alaa Abd El-Fattah has a pretty coloured past on social media.

He has referred to Britons as "dogs and monkeys".

He has said he “seriously… hates white people”.

He has said “police are not human … we should kill them all”

He has denied the holocaust claiming “there was no genocide against the Jews by the Nazis”

And he has described killing zionists as “heroic”.

All on social media.

So why would our pathetic prime minister demand his release from an Egyptian prison for social media posts when he's imprisoned so many over here for so much less?

It shows where his political priorities lie, and that's not with indigenous Britons.

Clearly.

[Dave Evans @daveevo72]

Villa away ❤️🤍🖤
#ManchesterUnited

[Reform UK @reformparty_uk]

REFORM UK IS NOW THE BIGGEST PARTY IN BRITISH POLITICS! 🎉