dave fingers

Family Of Fingers. Wait What?

[dave fingers @davefingers45]

What

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I was in line getting my food for the big C today and the woman goes can u spell your last name out and I go yeah sure “h as in ham sandwich a as in assumption m as in meteorite b as in bonafide idiot o as in ostracize n as in nobody likes u and e as in everyone hates u

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I ran out of characters but get a load of this idiot! Do u know who I am? Get a grip u bonafide idiot

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Hey @ChetHolmgren do your close buddies call you pippy long stocking? #ido #theyreallyshouldorushouldgetnewfriends

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You could never. @1GunnaGunna

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I wish it was Taco Tuesday. Me and @KingJames want TACOS not STUFFING!!! #tacotuesday #LeThanksgiving

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@layxsnv Lasagna

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Lamelo Ball at a -105 30 PRA is actually criminal! This guy literally sucks absolute balls! BIG BALLER BALLS! Hey… I didn’t say it…@Oprah did. Eat shit Oprah. #BBB #uknowlavareatshisowndingleberries

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Thank the finger where the fingers deserved to be thanked. @butliga

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It’s time @dak

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Someone investigate @ChetHolmgren or else I will handle it.

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@1Propgod PROP

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Why the hell is Joe Flacco still in the league. Joe enough! We love you! You don’t have to prove bull tippy we get it…just throw in the strap and call it a day Man Oray! #neverstopneverstopping #atthat #peacecontrol

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First 10 people to screenshot gets this FREE LOCK🔒🔒would you pass up a free 29 billion dollars if you saw it on the floor? #ohgodgod2toddtodd

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@BarackObama Enough Barack! BJ RAJI JUST BROKE THE INTERNET!!!

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Treat your body like a dumpster fire, you never know what day lightning might hit. #whatmysnapchatsBROKEN

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I continuously sweat like the family pig.

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Always hated you and always will. Oprah literally has no friends so that house and land is empty it’s just her and nobody else because she is a friendless idiot. #wehateyouoprah #youdisgustme

[THE SQUADRON @THE_SQUADR0N]

🚨🇷🇺 People in Maui, Hawaii are trying to escape the tsunami and are BEGGING Oprah to open the private road on her property. She’s reportedly still refusing. In a crisis, blocking an escape route is inhumane.

#Tsunami #Maui #oprah #earthquake #Russia #Japan #Hawaii #Alaska

[dave fingers @davefingers45]

Told my boss to, “Take off your trousers! Take off your trousers!” I don’t have a boss anymore. @DarrenFingers @LFingers15 any tips?

[Darren “D-Fence” Fingers @DarrenFingers]

@davefingers45 let’s just say the fingers family won’t be taking the train anytime soon #nutjob #ubereverywhere

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I miss my fucking family. #lickitdontdsuckit #ohwaitucanalsosuckitjustmakesureusmellitbeforeulickit #ineeduinupoutisdeandaroundme