Dave Bernhard

Frontend Developer at Also a book-lover, piano player, occasional magician and avid tea drinker

[Dave Bernhard @daveforall]

@strangestloop The final package will include assembly instructions and icing that can be used as glue

[Dave Bernhard @daveforall]

@mattpocockuk Invoking.
Summoning.
Transubstantiating.

[Doug Aoki @Nantanreikan]

I choose to interpret this as a critique of capitalism and consumerism.

[Dave Bernhard @daveforall]

@skazhowarth I just moved to a place where the bedroom is in the eaves. So...maybe 10?

[Dave Bernhard @daveforall]

@Mappletons Learn to ride a unicycle. Learn to juggle. Learn to multitask. Put it all together.

[Dave Bernhard @daveforall]

Typo of the day: got stash poop

[Dave Bernhard @daveforall]

@nestfall @Mappletons That sounds great. Did you put it in a public repo by any chance?

[Dave Bernhard @daveforall]

@ralex1993 @BHolmesDev How dare you mischaracterise such a beautifully intricate form as "just" anything! Damnit, where's my gauntlet?

[Dave Bernhard @daveforall]

@little_bret "Anyway please change and just sort it out thank you" has to be one of the all-time great sign offs. Totally stealing it.

[Dave Bernhard @daveforall]

@strangestloop The future is to be a good time (...to do it in the end of the day and I will be a bit late but I think I can do it in the morning)

[Dave Bernhard @daveforall]

Whole generations had to develop the social skills to make friends without being able to just show each other funny YouTube videos.

[Dave Bernhard @daveforall]

@alexanderkondov Great news! Thanks for letting me know. I'm sure you've got it under control, but if you want a frontend collaborator, give me a shout.

[Dave Bernhard @daveforall]

@thesephist @theombl You're right. Missing out the comma is a real slap in the face

[Dave Bernhard @daveforall]

Absolutely critical that we all refer to Elon as Space Karen from now on

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Since Space Karen bought Twitter, I religiously block any company or individual which pays to advertise with him. This means I've had to block the likes of Barnardos, UNICEF and the Red Cross. If someone looks at my Twitter when I die I'm going to be remembered as a cunt.

[Dave Bernhard @daveforall]

Took me a good 5 seconds to remember I have Tintin on my keyring

[Dave Bernhard @daveforall]

Put on my shorts this morning and found a little dismembered arm in one of the pockets

[gaut @0xgaut]

Someone built a frontend to Reddit that looks like Outlook so you can browse it all day at work without worrying about who is looking over your shoulder.

I love the internet.

[Dave Bernhard @daveforall]

I have a talent for writing work leaving cards. Can strike an amusing balance between sincerity and irreverence. Does someone wanna, like, pay me to do it? Is that a thing?

[Dave Bernhard @daveforall]

Apparently there's a difference between "obligated" and "obliged". Sometimes even I hate English 🙄