Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith

65 years young From Hershey, Pennsylvania. Trump Supporter, Old school american. Big 12 Enthusiast. Crocodile enjoyer

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

Comeback loading…..

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

Looks like it might be the end of the road for Gustave. Can’t seem to find the login for the new phone. If you never hear from me again, it’s been a pleasure.

-Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

@martymcfined It’s a no from me Marty. Can see that jaw through the sticker!

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

Update:

Hit 5 free spins for some 6.5/10 post nut clarity box. Tried to snap a pic in enemy lines but flash was on, rookie mistake from gustave. Probably gonna go home, smoke some pot and eat leftover pumpkin pie. Never kill yourself

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

Hitting some hometown tinder. Hoping I hit 5 scatters and sone free spins. Wish gustave some luck

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

Putting my little cousin on black ops 2 right now. Welcome to the gun show pal #LANK

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

Mom just asked me to fill her up a glass of ice water. Thought I was home free.

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

Big AJ breaking his foot in the ring and continuing> jordan flu game #boom #bigboom

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

@LaylorTacy_83 On my way! Back rn!!! Got the lil jawn for the cheap

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

Drinking warm Busch light and losing my dads 401k on jungle buds may do it

[ALEX @ajtourville]

“When I was in college, I wanted to be involved in things that would change the world. Now I am.”

—Elon Musk

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

@TPH12978 I’m one more Mac and cheese event from assisted suicide

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

“What’s up fettii” get the fuck off my feed and bring back the Indians lipsyncing. #shrinkthegame

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

@ayeejuju Didn’t plan on fapping at anshutz today but here I am

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

@samueldarnold1 Moth to a flame

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

Pop out w the P Milly combo. Do something about it libs.

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

@LaylorTacy_83 Tryna get that private pmo serenade as well

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

About to come into my sexual assault/alcohol prevention class with power today. It’s my time now. #USAElection2024 #getfaulked

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

@kelmendibleona @KamalaHarris Astrologist ass response. Get Faulked.

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

Word on the street is no more dry handjobs if Trump wins. Sign me up #swag #trump2024

[Dave “Gustave” Goldsmith @davegoldsmth]

Last time I buy a chuzz from an Indian guy. I don’t want your fucking air fresheners, just sell me the geek bar