David Heenan

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What room do ghosts avoid? The Living Room!

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The kids next door just challenged me to a water fight. I'll have the kettle boiled in five minutes.

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I was out walking today and a man threw a lump of cheese at me,
I thought, “that’s mature!”
The following day he threw a carton of milk at me, I thought , “ how dairy”!

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#jetairways We've served you with a CCJ and now we've passed it to the High Court. Please pay your debts.

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The Mayflower in Canterbury, Kent, today. Impressive and beautiful British Engineering.