Rev. Dave

“I got one question man, tell me who’s next.” - Eli from the Class of 2005

[Rev. Dave @davehoffjr]

@HBO “I’m supposed to get a vasectomy when this is my male heir? Look at him.”

[Chris Phillips @CPhilly19]

You know you’re in the wrong when you post a TWENTY TWO MINUTE long video to try to explain why you’re not.

Good grief.

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

how did people just find about sysco this past year? did no one work in restaurants before? they thought they had a pastry chef in the back at applebees making fresh lava cakes every night?

[Thomas Viskovich @TVisko]

@NetsMuse This is exactly what someone who is completely mad about what happened would say.

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Spurs fans: "Just hold onto the ball and dribble out the clock!"

De'Aaron Fox:

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Jason Maples @jjmaples55]

Spurs the better team but boy being Young and Dumb has kicked them in the ass this entire series yeeeesh

[AT @primediscussion]

I know people don’t want to make the connection, but being defiant and unapologetic in the face of clearly doing some shit that is wrong is a direct result of the last decade of political climate.

[Underdog @Underdog]

The difference between 3-1 Knicks and 3-1 Spurs

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Trump didn’t turn on you.
He’s been the same piece of shit his entire life. You just ignored who he was.

[Rev. Dave @davehoffjr]

Knicks players are going to deserve so much credit if they are able to overcome the shit their fans and their owner are putting them through right now.

[Dan Hanzus @DanHanzus]

Dolan’s behavior this week is a reminder that having a bad owner is like living in Tokyo with Godzilla lurking beneath the surface of the bay.

You never know when the monster will emerge to ruin everything.

[Rev. Dave @davehoffjr]

“Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips” is seriously one of the most insane bars ever put to paper.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I bring a “this isn’t actually urgent and can be done at a normal pace” energy to the workplace that managers hate.

[syrian princess اشلي @LupeVirgilMom]

by thomas wykes. had me crying laughing

[🏳️‍⚧️Madiline🏳️‍⚧️ @transralsei]

This is a renaissance painting

[Rev. Dave @davehoffjr]

For Taylor Swift who clearly views herself as this intellectual artsy emotionally intelligent type, isn’t having your wedding at MSG like, the tackiest possible option?

[Max Pashman CFP® 🌱 @maxpashman]

I saw someone point out that people paying $150,000+ for courtside seats at the Knicks game could instead fund their child's education or retirement.

The reality is that those who are paying that much for those seats probably don't need to worry about those things.

[Pokémon Aesthetics @PKMN_twt]

Proud King🤣

[Deeqa♡ @not_active06]

I asked my boyfriend what his sister’s wedding colors were so I wouldn't show up accidentally matching and this was his response