Dave Holt

Son of GOB.

[Dave Holt @daveholt]

Ross Kemp is a business casual savage.

[Dave Holt @daveholt]

@ExCllrRedmond They're leaving it up to interpretation because they don't understand what they're doing. It's a neo-liberal statement piece.

[Dave Holt @daveholt]

The best barrister ever. Johnnie Cochran has nothing on the lad on the left.

[Dr Harold News @DrHaroldNews]

BREAKING: Eamon Ryan has arrived at Downing Street to collect the lettuce.

[Dmitry Medvedev @MedvedevRussiaE]

Bye, bye @trussliz, congrats to lettuce

[Russian Market @runews]

Prince Andrew doesn’t miss the opportunity

[Jerry Flannery @jerryflannery]

Watched all the internationals today so far , appalled at the throwing standards of the hookers , I'm still the worlds most accurate Hooker, 3 crooked throws in 7 years . I was told it was because of the size of my biceps 💪 and lack of body fat but I put it down to hard work

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Me: “I’d like a raise.”
Employer: “Nope.”
Me: “I’m quitting to go work elsewhere, I’ve already accepted the role.”
Employer: “Whoa! Hang on! Here’s a big raise, please stay.”

If I accept the counter, how do I not set my reputation on fire? I’m not seeing it.

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: ping-pong ball
Confidence: 100.0%

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: Chihuahua
Confidence: 36.22%

[Dave Holt @daveholt]

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[Eamon Melia @EamonMelia]

A developer borrows money from a bank but can’t pay it back so he signs the properties he built from the loan over to his son, Now the bank can’t touch the properties the developer goes bankrupt and the assets stay in the family, This is the reason every worker pays USC.

[New New York Times @NYT_first_said]

postliberals

[Dave Holt @daveholt]

@AoifeMhaith At an old folks home it would seem 😅

[Dave Holt @daveholt]

@AoifeMhaith Have witnessed elderly people sneezing and coughing into their hands, not washing them / using hand sanitiser, then shaking hands with or touching someone moments later. Really, really odd.

[Paddy's Powerful Bottle @PaddyDiver4]

Don't let a Government that can spend TWO MILLION EURO on a printer ever tell you they cannot commit to a financial package that will fix your home

#MicaRedress #MicaProtest

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: Boris Johnson goes on holiday, leaving senior Downing Street official to take over negotiations with the Taliban: