Dave

[Dave @daveisatepcot]

😎😎😎😎

[Dave @daveisatepcot]

how leaving bucee’s with an XL diet coke feels

[Dave @daveisatepcot]

you can eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch as an adult. nobody checks

[Dave @daveisatepcot]

hi everyone should i impulse buy a UOAP

[Dave @daveisatepcot]

waking up tomorrow it’s gonna be meh

[Dave @daveisatepcot]

@rikku_dude5 LITERALLY

[Dave @daveisatepcot]

like did everyone already know this? should I feel dumb

[Dave @daveisatepcot]

apparently they stopped making pennies????

[Dave @daveisatepcot]

beer before liquor makes you sicker but what about a shot of vodka in my beer making me queer

[Dave @daveisatepcot]

why are twitter DMs encrypted now like what is happening

[Dave @daveisatepcot]

@rikku_dude5 LOWKEY THE BEST SUB FLAVOR LMAO

[Dave @daveisatepcot]

who wants to go to subway and get tuna footlongs with me

[smilinglllama @smilinglllama]

BRING BACK DIM MODE RIGHT NOW

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

If you say "back in the day" you better mean 1983 and not 2009

[Dave @daveisatepcot]

i just wanna get drunk and text everyone i know

[Dave @daveisatepcot]

creating my first ever Spotify account. today is 06 Feb 2026

[signüll @signulll]

oh i’m so sorry i missed your text even though i haven’t stopped staring at my phone since 2007.