Dave

hark! the herald angel sings… glory to new born king?

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

I want a tandem bicycle so fucking bad

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

I’m more of a taker not a maker

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

Me when my nipples are hard

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

I’m pissed that I have never seen a dance battle irl

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

Pumpkin spice flavored dildo

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

I don’t hate all fun, but I hate parades

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

Fuck parades

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

Don’t let me near a parade

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

I wish I was Cher

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

My pride and joy is the 5 hairs on my upper lip

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

Hello fellow youngsters

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

@OlynRaleigh It means you are pure of heart 💕

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

I need about 4-5 lesbians for a favor asap

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

Hadn’t shit in a few days, so I went to home goods. That did the trick

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

@bubblegum_pock I resonate with this heavily thank you savvy

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

A tie dye shirt and no pants.

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

My bush is a built in loofa for when I shower

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

Showing just shaft, no balls or tip. a modest man

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

Hot Cheeto crumbl cookie inside my cookie. Life is good

[Dave @daveisnotbg]

Bottom or top this, bottom or top that. How about the political and economic state of the world.