David

[Liron Shapira @liron]

Everyone's job description after GPT-5

[David @davejardim]

@K_Jepsen Also, you left CT? What the heck

[David @davejardim]

@K_Jepsen Do you watch new Amsterdam on nbc? The surgeon was working the ER!

[David @davejardim]

@aruniverse Im here for you man, what’s up?

[David @davejardim]

@aruniverse Aha!

[Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88]

I am having an absolute meltdown

[Imgur @imgur]

Yes.

https://t.co/qnNacDd1LT

[BTPM News @BTPMNews]

The man who was shoved is in stable condition at ECMC in Buffalo.

[Ragıp Soylu @ragipsoylu]

Flock of sheep invades Turkey’s city of Samsun last night during the coronavirus lockdown 🐑

https://t.co/Wmf4pKEGPM

[jerm @jerm_cohen]

Roof Culture during Quarantine in NYC

[JM Rieger @RiegerReport]

CHRIS CUOMO: There's always time to call mom. She wants to hear from you. Just so you know.

ANDREW CUOMO: I called mom just before I came on this show. By the way, she said I was her favorite. Good news is she said you are her second favorite. Second favorite son, Christopher.

[David @davejardim]

@aruniverse Yeah yeah, invest now. Market *cant possibly* drop any further 🤔

[Nazeefah @Nazeefah]

COVID-19 helping people realise that some meetings can be emails.

[An0maly @LegendaryEnergy]

Rudy Gobert of the Utah Jazz thought the NBA precautions were a joke — so he touched everything in the room.

He tested positive for coronavirus today & now the whole NBA is shut down. 😫
https://t.co/Gdcw3WZYjj

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Oh my god @IBMcloud THE SEMICOLON IS IN BOTH LISTS

[David @davejardim]

@aruniverse Ahahah didn’t catch the drugs part first read

[David @davejardim]

@aruniverse CS? Where at?

[David @davejardim]

@K_Jepsen What? Only spitting on grass is allowed