DAVE JOHNSON

I won a $298.3 million lottery jackpot, and I’m giving back by offering $30,000 to the first 500 followers who DM me “DAVE, I FOLLOWED.

[DAVE JOHNSON @DaveJohnson7312]

Congratulations! 🎉🏆 I’m so glad to hear that you received your lucky winnings. May this blessing bring you lots of happiness and positive moments. Stay safe, stay blessed, and enjoy your winnings to the fullest! ❤️

[DAVE JOHNSON @DaveJohnson7312]

Congratulations, Mrs. Michael Austin! 🎉🏆 I’m so happy for you and your wonderful winning. May you stay blessed, happy, and grateful as you enjoy this special moment. Please remember to share your blessings with your family,loved ones. Wishing you continued happiness and success

[DAVE JOHNSON @DaveJohnson7312]

Congratulations, ma’am! 🎈🍾 I’m truly happy that I could help you get back on your feet. Stay blessed always and forever, and enjoy your lucky winnings! 🏆✨ Wishing you continued happiness, success, and many more blessings ahead. ❤️

[DAVE JOHNSON @DaveJohnson7312]

Congratulations to you all! 🎈🍾🏆 I’m so happy for you, and I hope you enjoy your lucky winnings. Stay safe,
make the most of this wonderful blessing
If you can, remember to share the joy with your loved ones and support your families too. Wishing you all happiness,
success🎉

[DAVE JOHNSON @DaveJohnson7312]

Congratulations, Jimmy! 🎉🏅 I’m so happy for you on your lucky win. Enjoy your winnings, and most importantly, make sure you use them wisely and make the most of this wonderful opportunity. Wishing you plenty of happiness and success! ❤️🎉🥳🎉

[DAVE JOHNSON @DaveJohnson7312]

@XXL Any song from Tha Carter III

[ogmaxb @ogm4xb_]

if i die all my boys got permission to say “on my dead homie” and then tell a lie

[jack @jack]

nobody knows anything

[DAVE JOHNSON @DaveJohnson7312]

One drop of rain: 💧
Seattle drivers:

[Seattle Police Department @SeattlePD]

Police investigating a crash in the 8500 block of Wallingford Ave N. Amazingly, no serious injuries. Please slow down. The roads are still very slick.

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

Once you die you no longer experience the passage of time, so it’s as if eternity passes in an instant. As far as you’re concerned, the moment you die the universe reaches its final heat death state. So make the very most of this little window of consciousness—it’s all there is!

[DAVE JOHNSON @DaveJohnson7312]

I’m not sure why the term “sky bridge” exist. That’s just a bridge.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

It is time.

[DAVE JOHNSON @DaveJohnson7312]

Washington state one giant hotbox rn

[DAVE JOHNSON @DaveJohnson7312]

You can not give a fuck what a certain person thinks about you and still think they’re a nice person.

[DAVE JOHNSON @DaveJohnson7312]

Why tf is four spelt four but forty isn’t spelt fourty?

[DAVE JOHNSON @DaveJohnson7312]

Blackrock buys portion of Circle, who issues one of the leading stablecoins (USDC) then we start seeing bills that would make their competition illegal.

Not surprised 😂

[db @tier10k]

[DB] House Stablecoin Bill Would Put Two-Year Ban on Algorithmic Stablecoins: Draft Seen by Bloomberg

Under the current draft of the bill, it would be illegal to issue or create new “endogenously collateralized stablecoins,”

[DAVE JOHNSON @DaveJohnson7312]

@laurabjackson_

[DAVE JOHNSON @DaveJohnson7312]

Our politicians are blatantly insider trading. None of our federal regulatory agencies care. Damn.

[Chris Josephs @Chrisjjosephs]

Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks

They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume

Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed

Here’s examples of just how good they were

[DAVE JOHNSON @DaveJohnson7312]

“You won’t get in trouble” said the officer as he wanted me to admit the weed was mine 🥸

[Netflix @netflix]

We've all done it.

Share a photo of the Netflix DVD you "forgot" to return & still have on the shelf — promise you won't get in trouble!
https://t.co/jfTl51SLK9