David Juskow

I like fast cars and fast women. What the. . . Who wrote that?
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OK, Redux - @ScottRogowsky and Dara Gottfried are my guests tonight on the @comedycellarusa Tuesdays with @davejuskow. The QUIZMASTER will be in the house. Chat with us and him LIVE at 6:00 https://t.co/cr8lxbLpvr

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My new Thanksgiving tradition, buy a six pack and drink in the park before I have to see my family. I think it's working out well. https://t.co/aKEiwnkPQ2

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The one girl who beat me in cross-country in high school passed away and I feel bad but at least now there's no one left to tell the embarrassing story so. . . .😒 https://t.co/LXUPQhpGk2

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We're LIVE tonight on YouTube for the @comedycellarusa Tuesdays with @davejuskow show at 6:00 EST and with our favorite guest Mollie Heckerling. So what a night before Thanksgiving eve it will be. Click here to watch: https://t.co/sTDazR3gix @mikevsuarez

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When selecting a surgeon, I prefer them to be attractive—just in case there's a chance for a date. Sounds like a wild dream, right? Or is it possible? Today's episode is unbelievable. #SurgeryGoals #CrazyIdeas https://t.co/qcbOVQB07S

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Tonight on @comedycellarusa Tuesdays with @davejuskow my incredible guests comic quizmaster @ScottRogowsky and our friend @daragottfried LIVE on YouTube. Join the chat with me and @mikevsuarez. Click here to watch: https://t.co/sNZosuFKBn

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On today's episode, it's all-you-can-eat Monday at the Seafood Buffet! Highly recommended by my garage mechanic, so you know it’s good! 🦐🚗 Check it out: https://t.co/THH2AfCCuq #SeafoodFeast #FoodieFinds

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While I was casting my vote at the school, the high school students mocked me. Is there an HR department to handle election day antics? https://t.co/7ej86foIE2

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Just gave a big lecture at the University of Texas and was reminded of our friend's Bowling for Soup's song: "High School Never Ends." 🎓🤘#UniversityLife #Throwback https://t.co/e9uVJlV6nI

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My high-security building gave the key to my house guest without me informing them. Guess that's when you know you're hot! I would've done the same, so I can't be mad. 😂 #PrettyPrivilege #HighSecurity https://t.co/dZZxEJ4IBK

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The sweet magic of wearing a John Varvatos jacket while meeting the man himself! All on today's podcast episode. Score! 🎙️✨ #FashionMoment #PodcastFun https://t.co/iLpmnDU8rM

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🎤 Don't miss out! @comedycellarusa Tuesdays are back with our awesome co-host Mollie Heckerling making the undefeated Mystipick and more. Join @davejuskow & @mikevsuarez tonight LIVE at 6:00 PM on YouTube. Tune in for laughs and surprises! #LiveShow https://t.co/FLxLtkFWFb 🎭

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Spinal Tap 2 was great! Loved it and can't wait for more. Let's get the ball rolling on the next one already! 🎸🤘 #SpinalTap #RockOn https://t.co/XtVAXcKEQP

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See what happens today when a young man (myself) eats a seafood boil meant for 4 by himself. Let's see if comedy truly ensues! 🍤🦀 😅 #FoodChallenge #SeafoodAdventure https://t.co/4XwgdUk8ue

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Ate my way through Hoboken with such speed and fury that management had to hand me a Tide stick for my shirt! Oh, the humility! But it is podcast gold! 🎙️😂 #HobokenEats #PodcastLife https://t.co/KzLVoN4bxN

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Get ready for action and adventure! 🎉 @Comedycellarusa Tuesdays are back with our favorite football season guest, @thenickgriffin. Tune in LIVE on YouTube at 6:00 p.m. (EST) with @davejuskow & @MikeVSuarez. Watch here: https://t.co/2MUc9zHI7a #ComedyNight #LiveStream

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Unidentified Man shines again at The Roastmaster General's Broadway debut! Don't miss @jeffrossbway—it's a must-see. 🎭✨ #Broadway #Comedy https://t.co/bLlMmUEpgm

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It's the big premiere podcast of "And Juskow for All"! 🎙️ And it all starts with a midnight tour of the West Wing and then the Roastmaster General's new Broadway show. 🎭 Don't miss out! #PodcastPremiere #BroadwayMagic https://t.co/IwtZMBEXhZ

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Today on the podcast another classic memorial service and I replace my muffler. I mean if that isn't a heck of a podcast then. . . I'm hilarious. https://t.co/Vj1UfmpGfc

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Today on an all new @billyjoelatoz - The Final Four & The National Championship chosen by your votes. Which songs will compete and which one will take it all? @elonaltman https://t.co/zBICZoajHr