Dave Kimsey

not your run-of-the-mill accountant.

[Dave Kimsey @davek4]

My sister just described the sound of cranberry sauce coming out of the can as the "Slurplopping Ceremony", and I couldn't be more proud of her.

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Made it through 16 hours of tax-related continuing education over the last two days and didn't even eat my entire bag of emotional-support Cheetos.

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Nobody can Bear the way the Bears can Bear.

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It's our 22nd anniversary today and so this morning I asked my wife, "Am I still the only one?"

She looked at me lovingly and answered, "Of course you are dear."

Then walked away muttering, "All the rest were nines and tens."

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Check in on your neighbors and make sure that the nanomites that where injected into their bodies with their vaccinations were successfully actived now that the super secret launch frequency has been initiated.

Report any abnormalities to Master Control...

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It is National Taco Day, National Vodka Day, and National Golf Lovers Day. I don't even understand why I am at work with that trifecta.

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For more useless statistics...

The Chicago Bears did not win a regular season game during the entirety of Kevin McCarthy"s tenure as Speaker.

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Being a Bears fan is so tough this year, that last night I watched the Replacements just so I could see a team I was rooting for win...

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The Bears are just inventing new ways to lose now.

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@vanderkolk @JayCuda They shouldn't even qualify for a verified account at this point.

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Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, may all your timbers be shivered.

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The Bears were fun to watch for two drives today. I guess that is improvement...

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As predicted, part one of Sunday did not disappoint.

Now keep it rolling Bears.

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A couple of my favorite things are happening today. Gearing up for the Bears to debut for the season and firing up the smoker.

This is a defensive ploy on my part because I know that at least one of the two things won't disappoint.

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Boom!

[Glenwood Athletics @BCSD5_Athletics]

Congrats to head football coach David Hay for being selected the Chicago Bears Coach of the Week. #GoTitans

[Jennifer Farnsworth @farnsworth_jen]

Did @TitanTDClub1’s #paintthetownred campaign yield a contender for our new logo?
It’s another GREAT DAY to be a TITAN! #TITANSUNITE @GlenwoodFB @BCSD5_Athletics @BCSD5_GHS @BallChatham5

[Dave Kimsey @davek4]

"Finished that entire round without losing a single ball," is not a sentence I have been able to say truthfully for quite some time. Until today.

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Favorite round of golf each year is the Pro-Am at the Lincoln Land Championship! Thanks for a great round @tula_etulain and good luck this weekend!

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J added a new touch to her do today. She's nailed the whole Joy thing.

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Cocktails for a cause tonight for Fishing Has No Boundaries. Head on out to Win, Lose, or Draught after work and help raise some money for an awesome organizations that supports their incredible annual fishing... https://t.co/5PRtAT1uPP