David Kelley

[David Kelley @davekelley85]

@justinleebell Cool! Your son already has his father’s smart ass grin. I glad you guys had a good time.

[David Kelley @davekelley85]

Game Day. #GOJACKS

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@IanJaeger29 @mark_lalama No and I hope he gets raped

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@ProjectLincoln The art of the rim job
By Lindsey Graham and Kari Lake

Or

Fear and loathing in phoenix

Or

Viagra for nazis’

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@GSchifanelli @krassenstein Really not fair, I���ve never seen a “beaver shot” of any other First Lady.

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@SpeakerMcCarthy It’s a house resolution, it means nothing

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Oops auto correct “Roboto”

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#MisheardLyrics Ain’t nobody got no Mr. Robotic

[David Kelley @davekelley85]

@itsJeffTiedrich Merry Christmas

[David Kelley @davekelley85]

@jmh4425 @joncoopertweets When you print $2.2 trillion for stimulus checks and business bail outs the economy will boom and the Dow Jones will soar but now that’s all built in now and what you have is a devalued dollar and inflation. I don’t think this was the bad decision, but it’s time 2 pay the piper

[David Kelley @davekelley85]

@scottcarbs1 Do they have an automatic defibrillator?

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@collverab3 @MittRomney How well did that work during WWI and WWII? The Russians would have beaten the Germans without the US and a much larger part of Europe would still be in Russian hands. Germany Austria, Italy, would certainly be annexed and likely more.

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@AshaRangappa_ I’ll drink to that

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@smerconish @SXMPOTUS @SIRIUSXM Full faith and credit of who or what? #Bitcoin

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@SteveSchmidtSES @ProjectLincoln I would love to see a total media blackout of trump. Only necessary mentions in the body of the story. No headlines. No live video unless he is being taken in police/FBI custody.

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@BPa1776 @FLOTUS Classy? I’ve never seen Dr. Jill Biden’s tits.

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@SteveSchmidtSES What’s the 3 finger thing?

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@gtconway3d https://t.co/5JdkdfhwVm

[David Kelley @davekelley85]

@justinleebell He was far better than most in the time he lived. This is 100% about getting air time.